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[Barrister]

Is there any sight normally encountered in the average office more revolting than that of a truly obese secretary hoovering up leftover event cake? 

She should never have been hired

I'll take a fat, knowledgeable secretary over a hot young airhead any day.

[Malthus]

Is there any sight normally encountered in the average office more revolting than that of a truly obese secretary hoovering up leftover event cake? 

She should never have been hired

I'll take a fat, knowledgeable secretary over a hot young airhead any day.

Heh, they can be 500 pounds if they want, as long as they file stuff correctly. 

[Agelastus]

Is there any sight normally encountered in the average office more revolting than that of a truly obese secretary hoovering up leftover event cake? 

She should never have been hired

I'll take a fat, knowledgeable secretary over a hot young airhead any day.

Heh, they can be 500 pounds if they want, as long as they file stuff correctly. 

Filing seems to be a non-existant skill in those under thirty these days.

[HVC]

Is there any sight normally encountered in the average office more revolting than that of a truly obese secretary hoovering up leftover event cake? 

She should never have been hired

I'll take a fat, knowledgeable secretary over a hot young airhead any day.

You, sir, have your priorities all misplaced.

[Josquius]

http://sibfox.com


WANT.
Its still a weird specialist thing and the ban on breeding is nasty and monopolistic but cool that they're finally getting out.

[Eddie Teach]

$6,000 

[MadImmortalMan]

I'll take a fat, knowledgeable secretary over a hot young airhead any day.

gay

[Agelastus]

I'll take a fat, knowledgeable secretary over a hot young airhead any day.

gay

Sensible. I've worked with one to many airhead associates.

[Admiral Yi]

Never had a secretary so can't comment on that, but it sure is a lot easier getting up in the morning for work when there's a nice looking broad there.

[Eddie Teach]

Probably easier on the marriage if BB isn't thinking about his secretary when having sex though.

[Josquius]

$6,000 

Yep.
But if I were a rockstar or somesuch with money to burn...

[jimmy olsen]

Is there any sight normally encountered in the average office more revolting than that of a truly obese secretary hoovering up leftover event cake? 

Go into the kitchenette a few minutes ago, someone left some of that cheap spongecake left over from an office baby shower there for all takers, and there was a woman with an ass almost wider than she was tall spooning in in her gob like her life depended on it. Ordinary forks not being commodious enough (or maybe just not any washed), she was using a salad fork; not bothering to cut slices and put 'em on a plate, either - just vaccuming that sugary confection up straight from the cardboard. 

That's it, I'm going on a diet again. 

Lol, I think you need a vacation in Korea. It's a Peter Griffin paradise, no fat chicks.

[MadBurgerMaker]

Chipotle sucks and is a huge ripoff.  By this time next year, I'll have once again forgotten and will go back again.

[DisturbedPervert]

Chipotle sucks and is a huge ripoff.

Chipotle does suck

[MadImmortalMan]

The wife got jury duty. Federal district court.