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Started by Korea, March 10, 2009, 06:24:26 AM

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Grey Fox

Quote from: Josephus on December 18, 2009, 11:01:54 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on December 18, 2009, 10:31:30 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on December 16, 2009, 11:34:17 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on December 14, 2009, 11:52:34 AM
What I'd really like is for someone to give me a date but so far, no luck.

I have a date and it's really really not good :( End of Feb! Gawd.

I gave in. I ordered DSL. It's from a bell dealer, so atleast I won't have to deal with their totally inadequate billing services.

Best positive : Unlimited bandwith allowance.

That's a lot of porn. :lol:

Gawd, do I miss porn.

But I will also experience the marverlous joys of being throttled every nite between 4pm to 2 am.
Colonel Caliga is Awesome.

derspiess

#4831
Quote from: garbon on December 18, 2009, 11:35:53 AM
Donate them to a local mosque.

:lol:

I treated my cat to dinner on one of them (disregarding the "not for food use" label).  Going to send a couple of the others to some friends who will think of more clever uses than I can.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Habbaku

Quote from: Grey Fox on December 18, 2009, 12:12:39 PM
But I will also experience the marverlous joys of being throttled every nite between 4pm to 2 am.

pix
The medievals were only too right in taking nolo episcopari as the best reason a man could give to others for making him a bishop. Give me a king whose chief interest in life is stamps, railways, or race-horses; and who has the power to sack his Vizier (or whatever you care to call him) if he does not like the cut of his trousers.

Government is an abstract noun meaning the art and process of governing and it should be an offence to write it with a capital G or so as to refer to people.

-J. R. R. Tolkien

Grey Fox

Quote from: Habbaku on December 18, 2009, 12:52:18 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on December 18, 2009, 12:12:39 PM
But I will also experience the marverlous joys of being throttled every nite between 4pm to 2 am.

pix

Sure.
Colonel Caliga is Awesome.

Eddie Teach

You want to see GF staring at a loading screen?  :huh:
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Grey Fox

Quote from: Peter Wiggin on December 18, 2009, 02:01:11 PM
You want to see GF staring at a loading screen?  :huh:

I can always take a picture of my foot next to a loading screen. That would make it porn, right?
Colonel Caliga is Awesome.

Ed Anger

Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

derspiess

I was involved with something weird today.  Had to help shut down a failed bank.  It was a huge secret all the way up until the regulating agency walked into the lobby at 5:00pm and announced they were in possession of the bank.  Nearly all the deposit accounts were insured, but it will take at least a few days for people to get their checks-- until then, they won't have access to their money.  Shitty timing, with Christmas being a week away.

Thankfully I didn't have to go on-site, and did all my stuff remotely. 
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Ed Anger

Quote from: derspiess on December 18, 2009, 07:21:10 PM
I was involved with something weird today.  Had to help shut down a failed bank.  It was a huge secret all the way up until the regulating agency walked into the lobby at 5:00pm and announced they were in possession of the bank.  Nearly all the deposit accounts were insured, but it will take at least a few days for people to get their checks-- until then, they won't have access to their money.  Shitty timing, with Christmas being a week away.

Thankfully I didn't have to go on-site, and did all my stuff remotely.

*Looks at the FDIC failed bank list*

Ah, they took out 5 today.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Admiral Yi

Quote from: derspiess on December 18, 2009, 07:21:10 PM
I was involved with something weird today.  Had to help shut down a failed bank.  It was a huge secret all the way up until the regulating agency walked into the lobby at 5:00pm and announced they were in possession of the bank.  Nearly all the deposit accounts were insured, but it will take at least a few days for people to get their checks-- until then, they won't have access to their money.  Shitty timing, with Christmas being a week away.

Thankfully I didn't have to go on-site, and did all my stuff remotely.
You mean they won't be able to write checks, or won't be able to withdraw any money at all?

derspiess

Quote from: Admiral Yi on December 18, 2009, 07:28:51 PM
You mean they won't be able to write checks, or won't be able to withdraw any money at all?

They won't be able to do anything.  I turned off their cards, disabled bill payment & shut down their ATM machines. 

FDIC should start cutting checks tomorrow to pay out the insured accounts, but the account-holders will have to make do with credit cards or accounts at other banks (lesson here is to diversify) until their checks arrive.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

katmai

Quote from: derspiess on December 18, 2009, 09:53:24 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on December 18, 2009, 07:28:51 PM
You mean they won't be able to write checks, or won't be able to withdraw any money at all?

They won't be able to do anything.  I turned off their cards, disabled bill payment & shut down their ATM machines. 


And you liked it scrooge!
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

Admiral Yi

Quote from: derspiess on December 18, 2009, 09:53:24 PM
They won't be able to do anything.  I turned off their cards, disabled bill payment & shut down their ATM machines. 

FDIC should start cutting checks tomorrow to pay out the insured accounts, but the account-holders will have to make do with credit cards or accounts at other banks (lesson here is to diversify) until their checks arrive.
Ah, so this bank was shut down shut down, not just closed down and reopened under a new name?

Ed Anger

Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Josquius

Fucking ati, due to their silly decisions my still quite ok graphics card can't handle Tropico 3 due to no pixel shader 3 <_<
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