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crazy canuck

Quote from: Baron von Schtinkenbutt on May 02, 2025, 11:31:45 AMI get deer, geese, and the occasional fox.  And squirrels, motherfucking squirrels. <_<  :bash:

Maybe you can make a deal with the fox

Baron von Schtinkenbutt

Quote from: crazy canuck on May 02, 2025, 12:19:30 PMMaybe you can make a deal with the fox

I don't think he can get in the yard.  Also, I think the dog would be much more effective at keeping him out than she does the squirrels anyway.

crazy canuck

Quote from: Baron von Schtinkenbutt on May 02, 2025, 12:35:34 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on May 02, 2025, 12:19:30 PMMaybe you can make a deal with the fox

I don't think he can get in the yard.  Also, I think the dog would be much more effective at keeping him out than she does the squirrels anyway.

Life is full of tradeoffs  :D

Valmy

Quote from: Josquius on May 02, 2025, 11:03:11 AM
Quote from: Zanza on May 02, 2025, 10:56:52 AMGo to Costa Rica instead...?
Why?
Even less there no?

It is the paradise of Central America. How or why they are awesome when their neighborhood sucks shit is kind of mysterious.

They achieved political stability with this one neat trick: they disbanded their military in 1948 after it kept taking over the government in the first half of the 20th century. And things have been great there ever since.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

HVC

Quote from: Valmy on May 02, 2025, 12:41:25 PM
Quote from: Josquius on May 02, 2025, 11:03:11 AM
Quote from: Zanza on May 02, 2025, 10:56:52 AMGo to Costa Rica instead...?
Why?
Even less there no?

It is the paradise of Central America. How or why they are awesome when their neighborhood sucks shit is kind of mysterious.

They achieved political stability with this one neat trick: they disbanded their military in 1948 after it kept taking over the government in the first half of the 20th century. And things have been great there ever since.

So you're saying we could conquer paradise? :hmm: don't let Trump find out.
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

Valmy

Quote from: HVC on May 02, 2025, 12:48:40 PMSo you're saying we could conquer paradise? :hmm: don't let Trump find out.

Sure. But it isn't like the military of other Central American states really provides that much security. Which is precisely why Costa Rica figured it was more of a danger to Costa Rica than it was to any invading force.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Josquius

So... The non trumpy candidate won in Australia as well.
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Sheilbh

Democracy sausage!


I think Australia basically gets all of democratic politics right - except for the fact that they have elections every 3 years because that's way to short a term for a government :lol:
Let's bomb Russia!

HisMajestyBOB

I've started putting a bunch of cayenne pepper on and around seeds I plant, and on the bird feeder seeds. It seems to have worked to keep the squirrels away.
Three lovely Prada points for HoI2 help

Bauer

There's a young raccoon that seems to make its home in a tree in my yard every other week now.  I see it climbing down around dinner time.  Sometimes it gets into our garbage.  Any tips keeping them out?

crazy canuck

The simulation theory debunked. It would take too much energy to run the simulation

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DJM2mk8Mn6C/?igsh=Z2Fmb2t3djdqdHd1

Josquius

It always struck me as quite a sight in itself in dublin to see the gaggle of Spanish men groping the statue of molly malone. I had no idea about this good luck story.
Seems they're trying to tackle it.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/may/06/breast-not-to-touch-dublin-orders-tourists-to-leave-molly-malone-alone
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HVC

#93867
No one cares about all the shiny crotchs out there? People just seem to like to assault statues :lol:
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

Tonitrus

Greco-Roman garden statues continue to suffer in silence...

grumbler

Quote from: Tonitrus on May 06, 2025, 08:06:32 PMGreco-Roman garden statues continue to suffer in silence...

The Me Too movement hasn't caught on amongst the masonry.
The future is all around us, waiting, in moments of transition, to be born in moments of revelation. No one knows the shape of that future or where it will take us. We know only that it is always born in pain.   -G'Kar

Bayraktar!