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MadImmortalMan

#4245
November 09, 2009, 07:52:13 PM
Anyone see the Twilight spoof on SNL?  :lol:

I wanted to see the Frankenstein start getting sparkly.

Also: That Taylor Swift chick is quite attractive.
"Stability is destabilizing." --Hyman Minsky

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CountDeMoney

#4246
November 09, 2009, 08:22:03 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on November 09, 2009, 07:52:13 PM
Anyone see the Twilight spoof on SNL?  :lol:

I wanted to see the Frankenstein start getting sparkly.

Also: That Taylor Swift chick is quite attractive.

I posted the link in the Zombies thread.

And yes, Taylor Swift is eminently fuckable.

Ed Anger

#4247
November 09, 2009, 08:31:03 PM
I'd knock her up.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Barrister

#4248
November 09, 2009, 08:35:22 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on November 09, 2009, 08:31:03 PM
I'd knock her up.

Damning her with faint praise. :(
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Ed Anger

#4249
November 09, 2009, 08:36:52 PM
Quote from: Barrister on November 09, 2009, 08:35:22 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on November 09, 2009, 08:31:03 PM
I'd knock her up.

Damning her with faint praise. :(

ow. Your dagger was in my back, sirrah!
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jimmy olsen

#4250
November 09, 2009, 10:14:28 PM
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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Monoriu

#4251
November 09, 2009, 10:58:30 PM
There is a particular colleague that I like and there is another one who I dislike.  Person A is always nice to me when we meet, even though I don't know his name.  Smiles at me, chat about the weather, says good morning or hi all the time.  Overall a nice guy.  Person B however is annoying.  We battle each other via email all the time, trying to shift responsibility to each other etc.

Today, I found out that they are the same person. 

Razgovory

#4252
November 09, 2009, 11:21:20 PM
I knew it!  Even you people can't tell each other apart.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

lustindarkness

#4253
November 09, 2009, 11:32:35 PM
Quote from: Monoriu on November 09, 2009, 10:58:30 PM
There is a particular colleague that I like and there is another one who I dislike.  Person A is always nice to me when we meet, even though I don't know his name.  Smiles at me, chat about the weather, says good morning or hi all the time.  Overall a nice guy.  Person B however is annoying.  We battle each other via email all the time, trying to shift responsibility to each other etc.

Today, I found out that they are the same person. 

Saw yourself in a mirror?
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Eddie Teach

#4254
November 10, 2009, 04:47:58 PM
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Razgovory

#4255
November 10, 2009, 05:44:19 PM
I only got as far as, "Oh Hi,", before I gave up.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Josquius

#4256
November 10, 2009, 05:52:59 PM
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Eddie Teach

#4257
November 10, 2009, 06:20:29 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on November 10, 2009, 05:44:19 PM
I only got as far as, "Oh Hi,", before I gave up.

Fast forward to a minute in the clip.

It's not awesome, but at least it's better than Tyr's.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Eddie Teach

#4258
November 10, 2009, 08:38:44 PM
 :)

Just saw a promo for yet another season of Scrubs.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Capetan Mihali

#4259
November 10, 2009, 08:40:23 PM
Quote from: Monoriu on November 09, 2009, 10:58:30 PM
There is a particular colleague that I like and there is another one who I dislike.  Person A is always nice to me when we meet, even though I don't know his name.  Smiles at me, chat about the weather, says good morning or hi all the time.  Overall a nice guy.  Person B however is annoying.  We battle each other via email all the time, trying to shift responsibility to each other etc.

Today, I found out that they are the same person.

:lol:  Even if it's overused to death, there will always be situations that cry out for the "Kafkaesque" label...
"The internet's completely over. [...] The internet's like MTV. At one time MTV was hip and suddenly it became outdated. Anyway, all these computers and digital gadgets are no good. They just fill your head with numbers and that can't be good for you."
-- Prince, 2010. (R.I.P.)
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