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jimmy olsen

#525
April 05, 2009, 12:14:10 PM Last Edit: April 05, 2009, 12:15:43 PM by jimmy olsen
Quote from: Zanza2 on April 05, 2009, 12:13:15 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on April 04, 2009, 06:29:34 PM
Playing as Germany in HOI2 for the first time in ages, I guess those games as South Africa and Australia really taught me how to play the game. The Soviet partition event fired after 10 days.  :lol:
You reached Baku and Stalingrad within 10 days and the Japanese took Vladivostok in that time?  :huh: No unit is even close to fast enough for that.
The partition of Poland fired in 10 day. It used to take me 4 weeks to do that, and the Germans in real life took 5 weeks.
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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Zanza

#526
April 05, 2009, 12:16:47 PM
Oh, I thought you triggered Bitter Peace within 10 days.

Neil

#527
April 05, 2009, 01:05:25 PM
Quote from: FunkMonk on April 05, 2009, 10:31:11 AM
Quote from: Neil on April 05, 2009, 07:12:12 AM
I sort of feel bad for lunatics like Hersh and Mondale now.  How are they going to make money damning the US government anymore?  Nobody cares about the Bush Administration anymore.
There's still the Republican Party to damn. Just look at Jon Stewart.
John Stewart is ridiculous and unfunny.  Although it was funny the way all the Fates out there thought he was a real news source back in '06 and '07.

Now, nobody cares about him anymore.  He's washed up.
I do not hate you, nor do I love you, but you are made out of atoms which I can use for something else.

Korea

#528
April 05, 2009, 01:19:36 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on April 05, 2009, 10:54:44 AM
Fuck it!  No time like the present!  Blah Blurg Zub! Other Crazy sounds!

Did you do what I think you did?
I want my mother fucking points!

Syt

#529
April 05, 2009, 01:20:21 PM
... the Dirty Jobs episode where Mike Rowe castrates lambs with his teeth.  :huh:  :blink: :bleeding: :x :XD:
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

Razgovory

#530
April 05, 2009, 01:26:00 PM Last Edit: April 05, 2009, 01:36:30 PM by Razgovory
Quote from: Korea on April 05, 2009, 01:19:36 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on April 05, 2009, 10:54:44 AM
Fuck it!  No time like the present!  Blah Blurg Zub! Other Crazy sounds!

Did you do what I think you did?

I shot the sherrif and the deputy...
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

jimmy olsen

#531
April 05, 2009, 02:07:07 PM
Fucking Italians ruin everything! :bleeding:
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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1 Karma Chameleon point

Grey Fox

#532
April 05, 2009, 02:07:28 PM
Quote from: Syt on April 05, 2009, 01:20:21 PM
... the Dirty Jobs episode where Mike Rowe castrates lambs with his teeth.  :huh:  :blink: :bleeding: :x :XD:

That guy is going to have so many Stories to tell his grand kids when they ask : Grand-pa, what did you do in your life? He'll be able to answer : anything & everything.
Colonel Caliga is Awesome.

Neil

#533
April 05, 2009, 02:11:16 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on April 05, 2009, 02:07:07 PM
Fucking Italians ruin everything! :bleeding:
They're inferior.
I do not hate you, nor do I love you, but you are made out of atoms which I can use for something else.

jimmy olsen

#534
April 05, 2009, 02:27:49 PM
Quote from: Neil on April 05, 2009, 02:11:16 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on April 05, 2009, 02:07:07 PM
Fucking Italians ruin everything! :bleeding:
They're inferior.
They somehow managed to get into a war with Greece, Yugoslavia and Romania.
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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1 Karma Chameleon point

Neil

#535
April 05, 2009, 02:32:43 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on April 05, 2009, 02:27:49 PM
Quote from: Neil on April 05, 2009, 02:11:16 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on April 05, 2009, 02:07:07 PM
Fucking Italians ruin everything! :bleeding:
They're inferior.
They somehow managed to get into a war with Greece, Yugoslavia and Romania.
And they can't take them?  Pathetic.
I do not hate you, nor do I love you, but you are made out of atoms which I can use for something else.

Korea

#536
April 05, 2009, 02:49:45 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on April 05, 2009, 01:26:00 PM
Quote from: Korea on April 05, 2009, 01:19:36 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on April 05, 2009, 10:54:44 AM
Fuck it!  No time like the present!  Blah Blurg Zub! Other Crazy sounds!

Did you do what I think you did?

I shot the sherrif and the deputy...

But you weren't suppose to shoot the deputy!  :mad:
I want my mother fucking points!

Josquius

#537
April 05, 2009, 04:51:53 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on April 05, 2009, 02:27:49 PM
Quote from: Neil on April 05, 2009, 02:11:16 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on April 05, 2009, 02:07:07 PM
Fucking Italians ruin everything! :bleeding:
They're inferior.
They somehow managed to get into a war with Greece, Yugoslavia and Romania.

You didn't ally yourself with Romania? Thats usually a fairly standard move; they hand themselves to you more or less. Strange Italy would be at war with all 3.
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jimmy olsen

#538
April 05, 2009, 05:10:32 PM Last Edit: April 05, 2009, 05:13:00 PM by jimmy olsen
Quote from: Tyr on April 05, 2009, 04:51:53 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on April 05, 2009, 02:27:49 PM
Quote from: Neil on April 05, 2009, 02:11:16 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on April 05, 2009, 02:07:07 PM
Fucking Italians ruin everything! :bleeding:
They're inferior.
They somehow managed to get into a war with Greece, Yugoslavia and Romania.

You didn't ally yourself with Romania? Thats usually a fairly standard move; they hand themselves to you more or less. Strange Italy would be at war with all 3.

I was planning to. I was influencing Romania, Italy and Turkey towards my way of thinking and then the situation just blew up. The Hungarians, whom I partitioned Czechoslovakia with are my only allies.

I overran France and then invaded the low countries. I didn't trust leaving them alone, the Netherlands stabbed me in the back once. I'll be in a position to intervene in the Balkans on Italy's side in about a month.

Italy's winning but only because Romania and Yugoslavia aren't allied they both declared war because they garunteed Greek independence. So Romanian troops couldn't reach the front lines, until now anyways.
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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1 Karma Chameleon point

Razgovory

#539
April 05, 2009, 06:54:14 PM
Quote from: Korea on April 05, 2009, 02:49:45 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on April 05, 2009, 01:26:00 PM
Quote from: Korea on April 05, 2009, 01:19:36 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on April 05, 2009, 10:54:44 AM
Fuck it!  No time like the present!  Blah Blurg Zub! Other Crazy sounds!

Did you do what I think you did?

I shot the sherrif and the deputy...

But you weren't suppose to shoot the deputy!  :mad:

Oh I mess that part up everytime.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017
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