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Started by Korea, March 10, 2009, 06:24:26 AM

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Eddie Teach

Who doesn't think they can handle a pussycat?  :lol:
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Sheilbh

Quote from: celedhring on May 14, 2021, 02:48:02 PM
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I'm not sure about the social unrest part, given the continued existence of Mamma Mia :hmm:
The best two films of the 21st century?

See? Now I have to fight you.
:lol:

But I legit love those films - there's very few films I enjoy as much both ironically (Pierce :o) and non-ironically at the same time. Plus I think ALL sequels should be required to have "Here We Go Again" in their title: Saw 2 - Here we go again etc.

On that poll - I am fascinated that lions are the only one women are more confident on :lol: :o :ph34r:

I would absolutely not succeed in a fight with a goose.
Let's bomb Russia!

Eddie Teach

If it was a fight to the death you would.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Sheilbh

Quote from: Eddie Teach on May 14, 2021, 06:56:06 PM
If it was a fight to the death you would.
They can break your arms! If it got in early and did that I've got two broken arms flapping at my side and have to rely on my high kicking skills. Doomed.
Let's bomb Russia!

DGuller

Quote from: Eddie Teach on May 14, 2021, 06:49:35 PM
Who doesn't think they can handle a pussycat?  :lol:
Someone who had to take one on in their life. :bleeding:

Jacob

Quote from: Sheilbh on May 14, 2021, 06:52:15 PM
I would absolutely not succeed in a fight with a goose.

If you want to take a few pointers on technique: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXuQzNRdJDU

I also (just) read that opening and closing an umbrella at them will tend to scare them.

Sheilbh

Quote from: Jacob on May 14, 2021, 07:07:10 PM
Quote from: Sheilbh on May 14, 2021, 06:52:15 PM
I would absolutely not succeed in a fight with a goose.

If you want to take a few pointers on technique: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXuQzNRdJDU

I also (just) read that opening and closing an umbrella at them will tend to scare them.
:hmm:

Now I'm wondering if the risk of geese was, like quicksand and sitting on radiators, wildly overstated in my childhood.
Let's bomb Russia!

Eddie Teach

Quote from: DGuller on May 14, 2021, 07:04:40 PM
Quote from: Eddie Teach on May 14, 2021, 06:49:35 PM
Who doesn't think they can handle a pussycat?  :lol:
Someone who had to take one on in their life. :bleeding:

They are weak af. So you get a couple scratches before crushing it. /shrug
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

DGuller

I almost saw a sample point today.  I saw a Russian babushka enjoying the warm weather in a lawn chair on the grass field, and so were many of the Canada geese families.  One of the adult geese literally got into her face, and he/she apparently didn't understand Russian, and didn't fuck off as instructed by the babushka.  I had to pick up my lunch, so I didn't get to see whether babushka survived the encounter.

celedhring

 I don't think I could kill any of those animals, if that's the goal. The rat, maybe...

What are the strategic objectives of those hypothetical confrontations anyway? Maybe I could cut off their supply lines  :hmm:

Jacob

Quote from: celedhring on May 15, 2021, 12:52:07 AM
I don't think I could kill any of those animals, if that's the goal. The rat, maybe...

What are the strategic objectives of those hypothetical confrontations anyway? Maybe I could cut off their supply lines  :hmm:

:lol:

celedhring

On second thought, in the case of the lion or the grizzly bear, I'm probably the supply line.  :hmm:

Sheilbh

Interesting - Cabinet Office still blocking the release of Lord Mountbatten's diaries:
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2021/may/15/cabinet-office-blocks-publication-of-lord-mountbattens-diaries

I imagine Lady Mountbatten's would be even more interesting - and controversial :o
Let's bomb Russia!

Josquius

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Monotheism is the belief in a single god.
There's another thing. The worship of a single God but the acceptance that others exist. Wozzat?
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Tamas

Quote from: Tyr on May 15, 2021, 12:50:01 PM
I'm grasping for a word. I can't remember it. I'm sure it exists.
Monotheism is the belief in a single god.
There's another thing. The worship of a single God but the acceptance that others exist. Wozzat?

Hinduism?