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Started by Korea, March 10, 2009, 06:24:26 AM

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Eddie Teach

Ah, like Hi Bob or the Devil's Triangle.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Tamas


Maladict

Quote from: Tamas on November 12, 2018, 08:25:52 AM

Yeah but it's the other end of the country.  :D

Should be doable in four months, even when drunk.

celedhring

#68373
The Valencia regional government is attempting to ban the cremation of morbidly obese people because of pollution concerns. Apparently, they require too much fuel. :hmm:

No, not a fat people joke.


Valmy

So...what are we supposed to do with the bodies? Is burial going to make a comeback? :hmm:
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

The Brain

Quote from: Valmy on November 13, 2018, 11:16:26 AM
So...what are we supposed to do with the bodies? Is burial going to make a comeback? :hmm:

Comeback?
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Valmy

Quote from: The Brain on November 13, 2018, 11:22:28 AM
Quote from: Valmy on November 13, 2018, 11:16:26 AM
So...what are we supposed to do with the bodies? Is burial going to make a comeback? :hmm:

Comeback?

Cremation is trendier over here these days.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

The Brain

Quote from: Valmy on November 13, 2018, 11:23:14 AM
Quote from: The Brain on November 13, 2018, 11:22:28 AM
Quote from: Valmy on November 13, 2018, 11:16:26 AM
So...what are we supposed to do with the bodies? Is burial going to make a comeback? :hmm:

Comeback?

Cremation is trendier over here these days.

Fucking pagans.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Richard Hakluyt

Quote from: celedhring on November 13, 2018, 11:00:23 AM
The Valencia regional government is attempting to ban the cremation of morbidly obese people because of pollution concerns. Apparently, they require too much fuel. :hmm:

No, not a fat people joke.

I would have thought that fat people would burn easier  :hmm:


derspiess

Yeah, just get it started then it turns into a grease fire.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

The Brain

Quote from: derspiess on November 13, 2018, 11:37:25 AM
Yeah, just get it started then it turns into a grease fire.

RACISS
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Tamas

BTW should people be allowed to change their weight? Like, if you are 200 kilos and need to declare it somewhere, but you don't FEEL 200 kilos, should you be able to declare you are 70? If not why not? Discuss.

Habbaku

I just convert my pounds to kilos and forget to change the unit of measurement.
The medievals were only too right in taking nolo episcopari as the best reason a man could give to others for making him a bishop. Give me a king whose chief interest in life is stamps, railways, or race-horses; and who has the power to sack his Vizier (or whatever you care to call him) if he does not like the cut of his trousers.

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Eddie Teach

Quote from: Tamas on November 13, 2018, 12:48:33 PM
BTW should people be allowed to change their weight? Like, if you are 200 kilos and need to declare it somewhere, but you don't FEEL 200 kilos, should you be able to declare you are 70? If not why not? Discuss.

People who weigh 200 kilos don't go anywhere.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

celedhring

Quote from: Valmy on November 13, 2018, 11:23:14 AM
Quote from: The Brain on November 13, 2018, 11:22:28 AM
Quote from: Valmy on November 13, 2018, 11:16:26 AM
So...what are we supposed to do with the bodies? Is burial going to make a comeback? :hmm:

Comeback?

Cremation is trendier over here these days.

Yeah, it's getting more and more popular over here too, so authorities are starting to regulate it more tightly. Besides the "no fat people" rule there's more sensible stuff like banning coffins built with certain metals/plastics that are highly polluting when burnt.