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garbon

Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 23, 2017, 04:47:19 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 23, 2017, 04:43:50 PM
My theory is my guy swerved to avoid a rabbit or squirrel.

Distinct possibility, as he did not have the opportunity to attempt suicide from reading your atrocious pun first.

So pot kettle.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Eddie Teach

Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 23, 2017, 04:47:19 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 23, 2017, 04:43:50 PM
My theory is my guy swerved to avoid a rabbit or squirrel.

Distinct possibility, as he did not have the opportunity to attempt suicide from reading your atrocious pun first.

There are so many better reasons to kill oneself.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

CountDeMoney

Quote from: garbon on June 23, 2017, 04:57:20 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 23, 2017, 04:47:19 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 23, 2017, 04:43:50 PM
My theory is my guy swerved to avoid a rabbit or squirrel.

Distinct possibility, as he did not have the opportunity to attempt suicide from reading your atrocious pun first.

So pot kettle.

My puns are gold.  Comedy gold.   :mad:

garbon

Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 23, 2017, 06:39:24 PM
Quote from: garbon on June 23, 2017, 04:57:20 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 23, 2017, 04:47:19 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 23, 2017, 04:43:50 PM
My theory is my guy swerved to avoid a rabbit or squirrel.

Distinct possibility, as he did not have the opportunity to attempt suicide from reading your atrocious pun first.

So pot kettle.

My puns are gold.  Comedy gold.   :mad:

"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Razgovory

Quote from: Eddie Teach on June 23, 2017, 06:00:25 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 23, 2017, 04:47:19 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 23, 2017, 04:43:50 PM
My theory is my guy swerved to avoid a rabbit or squirrel.

Distinct possibility, as he did not have the opportunity to attempt suicide from reading your atrocious pun first.

There are so many better reasons to kill oneself.

Yes, people have gone in detail to tell me.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

11B4V

Quote from: garbon on June 23, 2017, 06:47:33 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 23, 2017, 06:39:24 PM
Quote from: garbon on June 23, 2017, 04:57:20 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 23, 2017, 04:47:19 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 23, 2017, 04:43:50 PM
My theory is my guy swerved to avoid a rabbit or squirrel.

Distinct possibility, as he did not have the opportunity to attempt suicide from reading your atrocious pun first.

So pot kettle.

My puns are gold.  Comedy gold.   :mad:



I'm glad I cut way back on those Mac&cheeses about 15 years ago. So bad for you. However, I'm still a sucker for genuine homemade Mac.
"there's a long tradition of insulting people we disagree with here, and I'll be damned if I listen to your entreaties otherwise."-OVB

"Obviously not a Berkut-commanded armored column.  They're not all brewing."- CdM

"We've reached one of our phase lines after the firefight and it smells bad—meaning it's a little bit suspicious... Could be an amb—".

jimmy olsen

Quote from: alfred russel on June 23, 2017, 01:06:49 PM
Today I was driving to work, and about to pull onto the interstate access road. A car comes by, smoking, seemingly out of control, passes right in front of me, over the median, over the curb, narrowly missing a streetlight, and stops off road in a grassy area, with airbags deployed. A nervous looking guy gets out of the car, followed by a shaken looking girl, and they run into the woods. A motorcycle cop then pulls up--he was apparently tailing them.

I drove on to work and don't know what happened. It crossed my mind to try to run one or both of them down, and try to be a hero, it looked like I easily could have caught them, but I thought that would make me late to work (I was already late) and might get me shot.

This was right outside of Atlantic Station in Atlanta, if anyone has mad google skillz and can find out what was going on/happened.

Sounds crazy.

My google fu failed me though.
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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Learn something new every day.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

katmai

Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 11, 2017, 01:38:53 PM
Quote from: PDH on June 11, 2017, 01:28:11 PM
LA speak uses the "THE" for highways - thus it is a Lower Californian thing and to be avoided.

I've caught The Big Bean doing the same thing, so it must go up further north.

Or maybe he picked it up from his fancy show bizniz friends.  :hmm:

I did live in Southern California for over decade Yip :P
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

katmai

Quote from: Ed Anger on June 21, 2017, 07:35:56 PM
Got the girls a Dji Phantom 3 quadcopter drone.
tsk, tsk. I'm sure you could have afforded the Inspire.
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

Tonitrus

Quote from: katmai on June 24, 2017, 02:43:32 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 21, 2017, 07:35:56 PM
Got the girls a Dji Phantom 3 quadcopter drone.
tsk, tsk. I'm sure you could have afforded the Inspire.

Yeah, but these are kids.  They'll will probably be flying it like a Mitsubishi Zero in the summer of '45.

Ed Anger

Quote from: katmai on June 24, 2017, 02:43:32 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 21, 2017, 07:35:56 PM
Got the girls a Dji Phantom 3 quadcopter drone.
tsk, tsk. I'm sure you could have afforded the Inspire.

Do I look like I'm made of money?
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Ed Anger

New avatar for my Internet brother Seedy.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

katmai

Quote from: Ed Anger on June 25, 2017, 09:18:39 PM
Quote from: katmai on June 24, 2017, 02:43:32 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 21, 2017, 07:35:56 PM
Got the girls a Dji Phantom 3 quadcopter drone.
tsk, tsk. I'm sure you could have afforded the Inspire.

Do I look like I'm made of money?
yes king Midas.
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son