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CountDeMoney

Quote from: Ed Anger on June 09, 2017, 09:40:37 PM
Other fun stuff: injecting ice cold dextrose right into the port. THAT SHIT HURTS.

Even funner:  junkies that needed their score from being in the hospital for too long, and thought it would work faster shooting it straight into their central cath.  Dead before the plunger is all the way down.  #SadTrombone

PDH

Fuck, my mom was a surgical nurse, my dad was an ER surgeon.  I lost all my ability to get get grossed out early on, and talking about bowel resections during dinner when MASH was on was fine.  Dad's stories kept ANY of his kids from ever wanting to ride a motorcycle.
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
-Umberto Eco

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jimmy olsen

Quote from: Malthus on June 07, 2017, 07:57:54 AM
Quote from: Valmy on June 06, 2017, 07:44:47 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 06, 2017, 07:38:34 PM
I always thought he looked like a waiter in that white uniform.

If the Germans had just worn those uniforms they would not have been the baddies.

The SS really went out of their way to set the tone for a century of ready-made cinematic bad guys, didn't they.  :D

Nothing says "bad guy" quite like an all-black uniform with a silver skull motif. Designed by Hugo Boss.
The Occultism and Runes really helped too.
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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Richard Hakluyt

Quote from: jimmy olsen on June 10, 2017, 05:44:58 AM
Quote from: Malthus on June 07, 2017, 07:57:54 AM
Quote from: Valmy on June 06, 2017, 07:44:47 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 06, 2017, 07:38:34 PM
I always thought he looked like a waiter in that white uniform.

If the Germans had just worn those uniforms they would not have been the baddies.

The SS really went out of their way to set the tone for a century of ready-made cinematic bad guys, didn't they.  :D

Nothing says "bad guy" quite like an all-black uniform with a silver skull motif. Designed by Hugo Boss.
The Occultism and Runes really helped too.

A sketch on that :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hn1VxaMEjRU

DGuller

Quote from: PDH on June 09, 2017, 10:13:55 PM
Fuck, my mom was a surgical nurse, my dad was an ER surgeon.  I lost all my ability to get get grossed out early on, and talking about bowel resections during dinner when MASH was on was fine.  Dad's stories kept ANY of his kids from ever wanting to ride a motorcycle.
For me it was knowing that motorcyclists have 29 times the risk of death per mile compared to car occupants.  And the fact that I don't even know how to ride a bicycle.

jimmy olsen

Quote from: DGuller on June 10, 2017, 06:32:12 AM
And the fact that I don't even know how to ride a bicycle.

What the FUCK!? :rolleyes:
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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1 Karma Chameleon point

Monoriu

Quote from: jimmy olsen on June 10, 2017, 07:14:29 AM
Quote from: DGuller on June 10, 2017, 06:32:12 AM
And the fact that I don't even know how to ride a bicycle.

What the FUCK!? :rolleyes:

I can't ride a bicycle either.  Pretty sure lots of people can't. 

jimmy olsen

Quote from: Monoriu on June 10, 2017, 07:15:20 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on June 10, 2017, 07:14:29 AM
Quote from: DGuller on June 10, 2017, 06:32:12 AM
And the fact that I don't even know how to ride a bicycle.

What the FUCK!? :rolleyes:

I can't ride a bicycle either.  Pretty sure lots of people can't.

You live in a warhammer40k style hive city. He's lived in the Ukraine and the US. No excuse.
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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1 Karma Chameleon point

CountDeMoney

Quote from: Monoriu on June 10, 2017, 07:15:20 AM
I can't ride a bicycle either.  Pretty sure lots of people can't.

:lol: 

DGuller

Quote from: jimmy olsen on June 10, 2017, 07:17:11 AM
Quote from: Monoriu on June 10, 2017, 07:15:20 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on June 10, 2017, 07:14:29 AM
Quote from: DGuller on June 10, 2017, 06:32:12 AM
And the fact that I don't even know how to ride a bicycle.

What the FUCK!? :rolleyes:

I can't ride a bicycle either.  Pretty sure lots of people can't.

You live in a warhammer40k style hive city. He's lived in the Ukraine and the US. No excuse.
As I kid, I had a small bycicle that didn't have an original chain.  Unfortunately the replacement chain was larger than the original one, so it kept grabbing and slipping randomly.  Didn't instill me with the greatest of confidence.

Eddie Teach

Of course you know how to ride a bicycle. It's often compared to having... oh right.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

DGuller


Monoriu

To me, not being able to ride a bicycle is like, not being able to code.  Ok, it maybe a useful skill, and it is reasonably easy to learn for a lot of people.  Yet some people will find it inherently difficult and it isn't absolutely essential to learn it.  I got on a bicycle, couldn't balance myself, and fell to the ground.  Repeat a few times, and I concluded that I couldn't do it.  Doesn't seem to have any ill effect so far. 

mongers

Quote from: Monoriu on June 10, 2017, 08:43:08 AM
To me, not being able to ride a bicycle is like, not being able to code.  Ok, it maybe a useful skill, and it is reasonably easy to learn for a lot of people.  Yet some people will find it inherently difficult and it isn't absolutely essential to learn it.  I got on a bicycle, couldn't balance myself, and fell to the ground.  Repeat a few times, and I concluded that I couldn't do it. Doesn't seem to have any ill effect so far.

Early death from obesity and/or inactivity?

Extended exercise will significantly prolong your cherished planned retirement, and it'll be a less debilitated one too. 

Mono, might I suggest you take up swimming if running cycling etc aren't you thing.

Also solely relying on occasional trips to the gym won't cut it.
"We have it in our power to begin the world over again"

garbon

Quote from: Monoriu on June 10, 2017, 07:15:20 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on June 10, 2017, 07:14:29 AM
Quote from: DGuller on June 10, 2017, 06:32:12 AM
And the fact that I don't even know how to ride a bicycle.

What the FUCK!? :rolleyes:

I can't ride a bicycle either.  Pretty sure lots of people can't. 

Neither can I. And I once knew how.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.