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CountDeMoney

#59490
December 06, 2016, 12:06:31 AM
High roller suite?

Eddie Teach

#59491
December 06, 2016, 01:14:59 AM
Quote from: Tyr on December 05, 2016, 04:54:04 PM
Remember that guy called og something.
The weird Finnish lizard lover ?
We need more freaks.  How did they end up here?

Somebody told him Jaron was into lizard women so he had to investigate.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

derspiess

#59492
December 06, 2016, 10:14:54 AM
Quote from: Habbaku on December 05, 2016, 10:54:47 PM
Quote from: Tyr on December 05, 2016, 04:54:04 PM
Remember that guy called og something.
The weird Finnish lizard lover ?
We need more freaks.  How did they end up here?

Ogelkevinde.

Oh Lord.  That dude used to draw his own lizard pics, didn't he?
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Savonarola

#59493
December 06, 2016, 11:10:57 AM
I learned that the Italian word for "Employee" is dipendente.  Despite what Berlusconi would lead you to believe, the Italians are sometimes more honest with themselves than we Anglos are.
In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace—and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock

Eddie Teach

#59494
December 06, 2016, 11:40:17 AM
I dunno, calling workers something to be used seems pretty honest.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Savonarola

#59495
December 06, 2016, 11:43:04 AM
Quote from: Eddie Teach on December 06, 2016, 11:40:17 AM
I dunno, calling workers something to be used seems pretty honest.

Fair enough.
In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace—and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock

Syt

#59496
December 06, 2016, 02:22:15 PM
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

Savonarola

#59497
December 06, 2016, 05:18:58 PM
From the Non-Adventures of Wonderella:

The Truth About Batman

Batman is a grown man who lives in his parents' basement, staring at computers all day.  Then he dresses in a bat suit and has sex with a woman dressed as a cat.  You know what that's called?  You know what they call those people?

:o :o :o
In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace—and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock

Eddie Teach

#59498
December 06, 2016, 05:28:23 PM
It's his own basement. They dead.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

jimmy olsen

#59499
December 06, 2016, 08:48:27 PM
Quote from: Zanza on December 03, 2016, 01:57:36 PM


My girlfriend worked as a child laborer on those vast cotton collectives in the early 90s.
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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Ed Anger

#59500
December 06, 2016, 08:56:54 PM
There is her kink. You be the Commisar, she the peasant girl.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

CountDeMoney

#59501
December 06, 2016, 09:00:12 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on December 06, 2016, 08:48:27 PM
My girlfriend worked as a child laborer on those vast cotton collectives in the early 90s.

*Pizza joke in here somewhere, can't find it, goes back to dozing off*

Razgovory

#59502
December 06, 2016, 09:28:19 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on December 06, 2016, 08:48:27 PM

My girlfriend worked as a child laborer on those vast cotton collectives in the early 90s.

In the '80s Dguller had to wear that hat, glasses and a fake beard.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

11B4V

#59503
December 06, 2016, 09:44:00 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on December 06, 2016, 08:48:27 PM
Quote from: Zanza on December 03, 2016, 01:57:36 PM


My girlfriend worked as a child laborer on those vast cotton collectives in the early 90s.

She was black then.
"there's a long tradition of insulting people we disagree with here, and I'll be damned if I listen to your entreaties otherwise."-OVB

"Obviously not a Berkut-commanded armored column.  They're not all brewing."- CdM

"We've reached one of our phase lines after the firefight and it smells bad—meaning it's a little bit suspicious... Could be an amb—".

Eddie Teach

#59504
December 06, 2016, 09:56:18 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on December 06, 2016, 08:56:54 PM
There is her kink. You be the Commisar, she the peasant girl.

Don't turn around, Tim's in town.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?
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