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Started by Korea, March 10, 2009, 06:24:26 AM

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Josephus

I may be taking a biz trip to Grenada (the island) in November.

I'm reading the official gov't guide to Grenada and amongst the "perils and hazards" it lists:


Coconut Palms: Coconuts could drop off.
:huh:

Civis Romanus Sum<br /><br />"My friends, love is better than anger. Hope is better than fear. Optimism is better than despair. So let us be loving, hopeful and optimistic. And we'll change the world." Jack Layton 1950-2011

jimmy olsen

Quote from: Josephus on September 08, 2009, 12:38:43 PM
I may be taking a biz trip to Grenada (the island) in November.

I'm reading the official gov't guide to Grenada and amongst the "perils and hazards" it lists:


Coconut Palms: Coconuts could drop off.
:huh:
And hit you in the head killing you.
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Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
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Savonarola

Quote from: jimmy olsen on September 08, 2009, 12:43:08 PM
Quote from: Josephus on September 08, 2009, 12:38:43 PM
I may be taking a biz trip to Grenada (the island) in November.

I'm reading the official gov't guide to Grenada and amongst the "perils and hazards" it lists:


Coconut Palms: Coconuts could drop off.
:huh:
And hit you in the head killing you.

We hardly knew you, Josephus.   :(
In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace—and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock

Josephus

I shall take a pith helmet with me, then and be on the watchout for Killer Coconuts.
Civis Romanus Sum<br /><br />"My friends, love is better than anger. Hope is better than fear. Optimism is better than despair. So let us be loving, hopeful and optimistic. And we'll change the world." Jack Layton 1950-2011

charliebear

I've finished moving, and am enjoying a cold, adult beverage.  Still surrounded by boxes waiting to be unpacked.

Eddie Teach

Quote from: charliebear on September 08, 2009, 02:38:28 PM
I've finished moving, and am enjoying a cold, adult beverage.  Still surrounded by boxes waiting to be unpacked.

Iced tea?
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charliebear

Quote from: Peter Wiggin on September 08, 2009, 02:43:20 PM
Quote from: charliebear on September 08, 2009, 02:38:28 PM
I've finished moving, and am enjoying a cold, adult beverage.  Still surrounded by boxes waiting to be unpacked.

Iced tea?

No.

Josquius

Quote from: Josephus on September 08, 2009, 12:38:43 PM
I may be taking a biz trip to Grenada (the island) in November.

I'm reading the official gov't guide to Grenada and amongst the "perils and hazards" it lists:


Coconut Palms: Coconuts could drop off.
:huh:



Hey, don't scoff. It kills more people per year than shark attacks :ph34r:
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Josephus

Quote from: Tyr on September 09, 2009, 06:26:45 AM
Quote from: Josephus on September 08, 2009, 12:38:43 PM
I may be taking a biz trip to Grenada (the island) in November.

I'm reading the official gov't guide to Grenada and amongst the "perils and hazards" it lists:


Coconut Palms: Coconuts could drop off.
:huh:



Hey, don't scoff. It kills more people per year than shark attacks :ph34r:

You realize I'm going to be totally paranoid now of every coconut palm I see. :cry:
Civis Romanus Sum<br /><br />"My friends, love is better than anger. Hope is better than fear. Optimism is better than despair. So let us be loving, hopeful and optimistic. And we'll change the world." Jack Layton 1950-2011

Razgovory

This armpit hair has made me curious.  Is proper for a man to trim armpit hair?
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Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

swallow

My Damson jam last year had too many stones for anyone to eat, but I'm going to use it to make iced tea

Josephus

Quote from: Razgovory on September 09, 2009, 07:10:19 AM
This armpit hair has made me curious.  Is proper for a man to trim armpit hair?

I have never trimmed my armpit hair.
Civis Romanus Sum<br /><br />"My friends, love is better than anger. Hope is better than fear. Optimism is better than despair. So let us be loving, hopeful and optimistic. And we'll change the world." Jack Layton 1950-2011

Valmy

Quote from: Razgovory on September 09, 2009, 07:10:19 AM
This armpit hair has made me curious.  Is proper for a man to trim armpit hair?

I don't think anybody would complain.
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ulmont

Quote from: Razgovory on September 09, 2009, 07:10:19 AM
This armpit hair has made me curious.  Is proper for a man to trim armpit hair?

Only if you know the trimmee well.