The Off Topic Topic

[Ed Anger]

10-15 seconds? What a n00b.

[The Brain]

Sound is nothing. Smell is everything.

[Ed Anger]

Sound is nothing. Smell is everything.

And if if sticks to an area. Area denial farts are a thing of beauty.

[The Brain]

One day recently my office was a fucking gas chamber after lunch. No offense to millions of Jews killed during WW2.

[CountDeMoney]

Is it rude to fart loudly at a urinal if someone is beside you?

Much worse things happen in there.  Much, much worse things.  Many worse things.

[Ed Anger]

I changed my mind on the Bentley. I saw a red Challenger with a black hood and I got a boner.

[CountDeMoney]

I changed my mind on the Bentley. I saw a red Challenger with a black hood and I got a boner.

You should know you never drive white trash after Labor Day.

[Ed Anger]

HEY NOW.

Wait, I have Foghat in my car CD player.

Carry on.

[CountDeMoney]

"I like Fog of Hat better."

[MadImmortalMan]

 

[CountDeMoney]

We know you're a fan, Mr. Loaf of Meat.

[Ed Anger]

 

[Baron von Schtinkenbutt]

Depends.  You can't really pee and hold it in at the same time, it's all or nothing situation.  But I once listened in amazement to a 10-15 second long super-loud never-ending fart, and that struck me as a little excessive.

Sorry. 

[11B4V]

Last weekend of Deer Season. See if I could blast one of those blackmail sumbitches.

[Ed Anger]

Last weekend of Deer Season. See if I could blast one of those blackmail sumbitches.

The buck has compermising photos of you and a doe?