The Off Topic Topic

[Josquius]

Going to Berlin tonight.
My passport was not in its usual place.
Panic stations.
I mentally hunker down for a 2 hour long search.
...
Find it right away.
Now it feels like I've gained 2 hours for free.

[Syt]

They're not making cologne ads like they used to.

[Valmy]

Damn.

https://www.amazon.com/Jovan-Sex-Appeal-Men-Cologne/dp/B0002714IS

Shut up and take my money Jovan!

[garbon]

I'm sexy enough. I don't want to have to beat them away with sticks.

[Malthus]

Damn.

https://www.amazon.com/Jovan-Sex-Appeal-Men-Cologne/dp/B0002714IS

Shut up and take my money Jovan!

This item is not for sale in Catalina Island
•This item is not for sale in Catalina Island

So significant, they repeat it?  What's the deal with Catalina Island?

[Valmy]

Maybe Catalina is full of dirty hippies who reject personal hygiene products of any kind? Eh I guess that would be more likely if it was off the coast of San Francisco instead of Los Angeles.

[garbon]

Damn.

https://www.amazon.com/Jovan-Sex-Appeal-Men-Cologne/dp/B0002714IS

Shut up and take my money Jovan!

This item is not for sale in Catalina Island
•This item is not for sale in Catalina Island

So significant, they repeat it?  What's the deal with Catalina Island?

Thankfully Amazon has got you covered.

"Some on-line items contain the statement: "This item is not for sale in Catalina Island". Fedex & UPS may contract with Catalina Flying Boats to fly packages into the airport where they are trucked elsewhere on the island. Chemicals and anything potentially flammable or explosive - such as batteries - may not meet their rigid acceptance criteria. Even the ferries companies exercise similar restrictions."

https://www.amazon.com/This-item-sale-Catalina-Island/forum/Fx16DL3DOS1TIGE/TxCGP4DI4JD60R/1?_encoding=UTF8&asin=B001NZZ08S

[Malthus]

Thankfully Amazon has got you covered.

"Some on-line items contain the statement: "This item is not for sale in Catalina Island". Fedex & UPS may contract with Catalina Flying Boats to fly packages into the airport where they are trucked elsewhere on the island. Chemicals and anything potentially flammable or explosive - such as batteries - may not meet their rigid acceptance criteria. Even the ferries companies exercise similar restrictions."

https://www.amazon.com/This-item-sale-Catalina-Island/forum/Fx16DL3DOS1TIGE/TxCGP4DI4JD60R/1?_encoding=UTF8&asin=B001NZZ08S

This was much less exciting that I had hoped. 

I was speculating more along the line of "Catalina Island is full of sex-crazed young ladies, if you use this product there you will start a stampede/orgy". 

[garbon]

Thankfully Amazon has got you covered.

"Some on-line items contain the statement: "This item is not for sale in Catalina Island". Fedex & UPS may contract with Catalina Flying Boats to fly packages into the airport where they are trucked elsewhere on the island. Chemicals and anything potentially flammable or explosive - such as batteries - may not meet their rigid acceptance criteria. Even the ferries companies exercise similar restrictions."

https://www.amazon.com/This-item-sale-Catalina-Island/forum/Fx16DL3DOS1TIGE/TxCGP4DI4JD60R/1?_encoding=UTF8&asin=B001NZZ08S

This was much less exciting that I had hoped. 

I was speculating more along the line of "Catalina Island is full of sex-crazed young ladies, if you use this product there you will start a stampede/orgy". 

Well Catalina Video was a gay porn studio for a couple decades.

[FunkMonk]

It's the fucking Catalina wine mixer.

[Josquius]

At the airport now. Just heard an announcement "we would request that any passenger with a  sam sung galaxy note 7 turn it off before boarding and do not charge it while on the plane"
Ouch. The problem is worse than I thought

[garbon]

At the airport now. Just heard an announcement "we would request that any passenger with a  sam sung galaxy note 7 turn it off before boarding and do not charge it while on the plane"
Ouch. The problem is worse than I thought

Yeah, I heard that US is doing that to at airports. Not good at all for Samsung.

[Malthus]

Thankfully Amazon has got you covered.

"Some on-line items contain the statement: "This item is not for sale in Catalina Island". Fedex & UPS may contract with Catalina Flying Boats to fly packages into the airport where they are trucked elsewhere on the island. Chemicals and anything potentially flammable or explosive - such as batteries - may not meet their rigid acceptance criteria. Even the ferries companies exercise similar restrictions."

https://www.amazon.com/This-item-sale-Catalina-Island/forum/Fx16DL3DOS1TIGE/TxCGP4DI4JD60R/1?_encoding=UTF8&asin=B001NZZ08S

This was much less exciting that I had hoped. 

I was speculating more along the line of "Catalina Island is full of sex-crazed young ladies, if you use this product there you will start a stampede/orgy". 

Well Catalina Video was a gay porn studio for a couple decades.

Yes, but "don't wear this scent for fear of gay porn stars" is rude. 

[garbon]

Thankfully Amazon has got you covered.

"Some on-line items contain the statement: "This item is not for sale in Catalina Island". Fedex & UPS may contract with Catalina Flying Boats to fly packages into the airport where they are trucked elsewhere on the island. Chemicals and anything potentially flammable or explosive - such as batteries - may not meet their rigid acceptance criteria. Even the ferries companies exercise similar restrictions."

https://www.amazon.com/This-item-sale-Catalina-Island/forum/Fx16DL3DOS1TIGE/TxCGP4DI4JD60R/1?_encoding=UTF8&asin=B001NZZ08S

This was much less exciting that I had hoped. 

I was speculating more along the line of "Catalina Island is full of sex-crazed young ladies, if you use this product there you will start a stampede/orgy". 

Well Catalina Video was a gay porn studio for a couple decades.

Yes, but "don't wear this scent for fear of gay porn stars" is rude. 

[Syt]

Been following a new Friday morning routine lately. I head down to the little café on the corner for a nice breakfast. Then I take a walk to the office instead of the tram.