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Razgovory

#57915
September 12, 2016, 07:41:28 PM
"how many is "a lot of people"

"Like a whole shit ton.  Like everyone in this building"

"You would be willing to kill everyone in this building to get the job"

"Yep.  That's just how dedicated I am."

"Okay, Mr. Raz.  We have several more applicants to interview.  We will call you if we need to talk further"

"Alright.  Remember, dedicated.  Willing to kill.  Shit ton.  Hope to hear from you later.

"Yes.  I'll remember."


I'm beginning to think that Human Resources has something against me. :(
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

frunk

#57916
September 12, 2016, 07:49:19 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on September 12, 2016, 07:41:28 PM
"how many is "a lot of people"

"Like a whole shit ton.  Like everyone in this building"

"You would be willing to kill everyone in this building to get the job"

"Yep.  That's just how dedicated I am."

"Okay, Mr. Raz.  We have several more applicants to interview.  We will call you if we need to talk further"

"Alright.  Remember, dedicated.  Willing to kill.  Shit ton.  Hope to hear from you later.

"Yes.  I'll remember."


I'm beginning to think that Human Resources has something against me. :(

You should try to make an exception for the interviewer.  It shows that you are motivated but not indiscriminate.

MadImmortalMan

#57917
September 12, 2016, 10:16:58 PM
What kind of snake is this?

"Stability is destabilizing." --Hyman Minsky

"Complacency can be a self-denying prophecy."
"We have nothing to fear but lack of fear itself." --Larry Summers

MadImmortalMan

#57918
September 12, 2016, 10:18:09 PM
I just saved it from my cat. Or my cat from it. Whichever.
"Stability is destabilizing." --Hyman Minsky

"Complacency can be a self-denying prophecy."
"We have nothing to fear but lack of fear itself." --Larry Summers

Tonitrus

#57919
September 12, 2016, 10:30:43 PM
My guess is the Glossy Snake...maybe a Night Snake.  But I'm no Steve Irwin.

http://www.whatsnakeisthat.com/southwest/nevada.html?limitstart=0

CountDeMoney

#57920
September 13, 2016, 05:57:58 AM
The correct answer would be ".357 magnet."  Fuck that nonsense.

HVC

#57921
September 13, 2016, 06:01:23 AM
Looks like it has a laser. I call cyborg snake.
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

DGuller

#57922
September 13, 2016, 06:11:29 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on September 13, 2016, 05:57:58 AM
The correct answer would be ".357 magnet."  Fuck that nonsense.
It's still not funny.

garbon

#57923
September 13, 2016, 08:27:43 AM
I saw Guardian posted an article extolling Snowden's delusions of grandeur as part of his plan to angle to get a presidential pardon from Obama.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Ed Anger

#57924
September 13, 2016, 09:13:27 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on September 13, 2016, 05:57:58 AM
The correct answer would be ".357 magnet."  Fuck that nonsense.

Or use my Vepr.  :cool:
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

CountDeMoney

#57925
September 13, 2016, 09:21:28 AM
Quote from: DGuller on September 13, 2016, 06:11:29 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on September 13, 2016, 05:57:58 AM
The correct answer would be ".357 magnet."  Fuck that nonsense.
It's still not funny.

I'm all about reptiles and their roles in the ecosystem, but wandering into my back yard is going to be an unfortunate road game.

derspiess

#57926
September 13, 2016, 09:36:46 AM
If it's not poisonous I'm down with snakes in my backyard/woods.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Ed Anger

#57927
September 13, 2016, 09:37:46 AM
All weird animals are liquidated in my yard.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Valmy

#57928
September 13, 2016, 09:39:02 AM
Anything that enters my house is dead. Otherwise a truce prevails.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Ed Anger

#57929
September 13, 2016, 09:41:20 AM
Had some aggressive possums this year for some reason.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive
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