The Off Topic Topic

[Jacob]

Meh, you will improve, I am sure.

 

[Iormlund]

My coworker last night was an 18 year old girl who dropped out of school after 8th grade.  Not the most scintillating conversation. 

I beg you, for your* sake, don't bring up Gaza.


*and I guess hers lol

I love trolling my coworkers (and friends) when Israel comes up. Especially the interns.

But it's probably not a good idea for most people. 

[Josquius]

Raz works in a deli right?
Lots of sharp objects....

[Razgovory]

Nobody at Mosers care about politics whatsoever.  Also, nobody gets my jokes.  When someone said something was divided in three parts, I immediately said "like Gaul!".  Nobody got the reference.  Man, when I was 18, I had read the Gallic Wars.   We fry a lot of chicken under the "Champ's Chicken" name.  I do not care for this, I've never seen so much grease.  Breanna, the 18 year old, decided to cook bacon in the deep fryer.  Because the grease is reused over and over for the chicken, I pointed out that this was not Halal and it would upset people if they knew.  I don't know if she didn't understand or just didn't care.  Telling her it could incite a mutiny of sepoys probably wouldn't have done much good.  I went to the meat section to pet the animals, but they drove me away with their big knives.  Also I don't care what Alicia thinks, "Cockmonger" is a better title than "Deli Clerk".

[Razgovory]

Also a woman, aged 19, did not know what that paper boy was.  I found that disturbing.

[crazy canuck]

That's a you issue

[Admiral Yi]

Raz, do make an effort not to spazz out and get fired.

[Tamas]

I work with very clever IT people, a vast majority of them couldn't care less about conversation topics common to Languish. Just accept it. Earn money and practice casual conversation there. Have flame wars over obscure historical nonsense here.

[Richard Hakluyt]

Also, you should bear in mind that it may be we who are the idiots. Constantly babbling and fussing over things we have no influence on 

[Syt]

Also, you should bear in mind that it may be we who are the idiots. Constantly babbling and fussing over things we have no influence on 

"If everyone you meet is weird ... consider that it might actually be you who is weird."

[mongers]

Also, you should bear in mind that it may be we who are the idiots. Constantly babbling and fussing over things we have no influence on 

Now all we need to do is have an heated argument or poll about who is to the holder of the illustrious titled position, 'The Village Idiot'.

And I nominate and second myself.

[crazy canuck]

I am offended you did not nominate me.  I nominate PdH as is the custom of this place.

[mongers]

I am offended you did not nominate me.  I nominate PdH as is the custom of this place.

Well someone could create a poll thread for 'The Languish Village Idiot', but I know I'd just walk it.

[Razgovory]

Raz, do make an effort not to spazz out and get fired.

I am a model employee.  I do wish they would pay me though.

[Norgy]

Also, you should bear in mind that it may be we who are the idiots. Constantly babbling and fussing over things we have no influence on 

"If everyone you meet is weird ... consider that it might actually be you who is weird."

There are so many hyper-intelligent people on this board, so, obviously most of you feel weird. I am not one of them. I just feel average in most areas.