The Off Topic Topic

[Threviel]

She came to her senses and turned it off. Thank the good spaghetti monster, I'm saved.

[garbon]

My wife is forcing me to watch Eurovision. Jeesusss fucking christ  someone shoot me, this is horrible. 

Why are the most anti-gay countries the most obvious gay?

My husband is doing the same. I'm drinking.

[Legbiter]

My wife is forcing me to watch Eurovision. Jeesusss fucking christ  someone shoot me, this is horrible. 

Why are the most anti-gay countries the most obvious gay?

Alcohol helps alot. But yeah the Romanian megagay ethnopop was glorious. 

[Legbiter]

Italy with a bathroom break song.

[Sheilbh]

I love Spain.

[Legbiter]

I love Spain.

Yeah solid like they're actually trying to win. 

[Legbiter]

Ukraine. 

[Legbiter]

Germany, meh.

[Josquius]

Turned it on randomly just in time to catch Lithuania.

A risky move from an Eastern European nation to go for a vintage pastiche. Many in the west will be unsure if they're being retro to be retro or if they genuinely still think that's cool.

I wonder if Ukraine will give Britain some political votes?

[Sheilbh]

I loved it

[Josquius]

I loved it when I thought it was twins.

[celedhring]

I love Spain.

It seems such an utterly generic "I'm hot stuff" latino song to me 

But I agree it's an improvement over our last entries.

[Legbiter]

Iceland. Apologies in advance

[Josquius]

Iceland. Apologies in advance

There's something there. Underlying scandi indie vibes reminding me of säkert.
But the western thing and coordinated retro dance moves.... No.

[Sheilbh]

Iceland. Apologies in advance

Thank God that's the last ballad.

We need investigations into WTF went on in the semis that that many got through