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Started by Korea, March 10, 2009, 06:24:26 AM

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Syt

I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

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ulmont

Quote from: Razgovory on September 20, 2021, 11:59:50 AM
I bought a waffle iron last week.  tasty, tasty waffles.

Here we come a-waffling
Among the leaves so green;
Here we come a-waffling
So fair to be seen.

A fellow California Raisin fan!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xENMDMFjnA

Admiral Yi

Waffles are nice and fried chicken is nice enough but I will never understand how they go together.

Caliga

Quote from: Admiral Yi on September 20, 2021, 03:22:11 PM
Waffles are nice and fried chicken is nice enough but I will never understand how they go together.
I agree with you on that, with the exception that chicken and waffles topped with peas and gravy is pretty good.  But topped with typical waffle toppings (syrup, butter), it's weird and I don't like it.
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HVC

not my fav, but it does have the savory and sweet combination going for it.
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

Josquius

A new game sweeping the Internet. Quite fun.

Google search your birthday (no year required) and Florida man.
Greatness shall always appear.

Mine...

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Caliga

QuoteFlorida man accused of throwing holy book at deputy
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Barrister

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Sheilbh

I am very proud:
QuoteFlorida man tries to order burrito at bank drive-through, thinks it's Taco Bell
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Let's bomb Russia!

Zanza

Mine was OK, my sister's us great:

Florida men, one dressed in bull onesie, attempt to burn down house with Ragu sauce, police say

PDH

I dunno...seems legit to me:

QuoteFlorida man denies syringes found inside rectum are his
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
-Umberto Eco

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HVC

Florida Man Bit Elderly Man's Ear, Attempted To Stab Him With Broken Glass

*edit* although the next one is better

Florida man kicked chicken like 'a field goal,' deputies say
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

celedhring

I got several for different years  :lol:

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Florida man jailed for Slurpee assault

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Police: Florida man drives golf cart into Walmart, attempts to run over people

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Florida man claims to be surrounded by cats and alligators while being arrested for murder

Admiral Yi

Florida man allegedly killed his grandfather, cut off his ears and put them in his pockets

garbon

QuoteNaked Florida Man Drove With Wires On Penis
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