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[Malthus]

Someone say something to me so I know this isn't an ironic hell.

It what way "ironic"?

[garbon]

Someone say something to me so I know this isn't an ironic hell.

It what way "ironic"?

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[Ideologue]

Someone say something to me so I know this isn't an ironic hell.

It what way "ironic"?

I.e., I want to speak and connect to people so much, but in fact I'm invisible and intangible and no one can hear me.

(Thanks Mal. )

[Malthus]

Someone say something to me so I know this isn't an ironic hell.

It what way "ironic"?

I.e., I want to speak and connect to people so much, but in fact I'm invisible and intangible and no one can hear me.

(Thanks Mal. )

Hey, did somebody say something? I thought I heard something ... must just be the wind.

[Ideologue]

Also ironically, it's conceivable I would be more popular if that were the case.

[Malthus]

Also ironically, it's conceivable I would be more popular if that were the case.

Well, shit, if you were invisible and intangible, you could be the most successful peeping tom ever.  Imagine the opportunities.  

[Ideologue]

If I'm intangible, can I still jerk off?

Don't laugh, these are the important questions.

[Malthus]

If I'm intangible, can I still jerk off?

Don't laugh, these are the important questions.

Well, ghosts are intangible, and *they* can. What do you think 'ectoplasm' is?

[Pedrito]

I.e., I want to speak and connect to people so much, but in fact I'm invisible and intangible and no one can hear me.

(Thanks Mal. )

You are not 

Although by the standards of some Languish posters, you're not real until I've met you in person 

L.

[Ideologue]

That scene in Ghostbusters with Slimer is suddenly a lot more suspect.  And, perhaps, a lot more hot?

[Ideologue]

I.e., I want to speak and connect to people so much, but in fact I'm invisible and intangible and no one can hear me.

(Thanks Mal. )

You are not 

Although by the standards of some Languish posters, you're not real until I've met you in person 

L.

In person it becomes immediately obvious that I am the Peak Human.  Ask anyone who's met me.

[HVC]

Someone say something to me so I know this isn't an ironic hell.

It what way "ironic"?

I.e., I want to speak and connect to people so much, but in fact I'm invisible and intangible and no one can hear me.

(Thanks Mal. )

someone's been hiting the drugs lately lol

[HVC]

If I'm intangible, can I still jerk off?

Don't laugh, these are the important questions.

no. technically you couldn't see either.

[Josquius]

I've decided I want a mjölnir amulet.
Yes, I'm already laughing at myself for being ridiculous and new agey.
Especially given theres a Thor film out at the minute.

[Malthus]

That scene in Ghostbusters with Slimer is suddenly a lot more suspect.  And, perhaps, a lot more hot?

I dunno, seeing guys getting slimed isn't my thing.

This, OTOH:

http://www.ghosts.ws/Ectoplasm-Pictures/Ectoplasm-flowing-from-mouth-of-a-possessed-woman.htm

http://www.ghosts.ws/Ectoplasm-Pictures/Orbs-and-Ectoplasm-above-two-sexy-girls.htm