The Off Topic Topic

[Syt]

Unpossible.  There is no need for any other than Ilsa the She-Wolf of the SS.

I once considered writing a story about a group of U.S. soldiers in the Ardennes coming across a secret research installation with undead Nazi werewolf cyborgs. 

[Malthus]

Unpossible.  There is no need for any other than Ilsa the She-Wolf of the SS.

I won't deny the fetish appeal of a sadistic babe in an SS uniform ... but this thing about SUPER GIANT ARTILLERY has Freudian implications better left to the likes of Slargos. 

[Caliga]

Nearly spewed my tea. 

Come to think of it, Hitler didn't go far enough.   I would have used both barrels of a twelve-gauge instead of that pussy little PPK.

[Caliga]

I won't deny the fetish appeal of a sadistic babe in an SS uniform ... but this thing about SUPER GIANT ARTILLERY has Freudian implications better left to the likes of Slargos. 

When I was in high school, I had a physics teacher who annoyed me.  A friend and I, as part of a project, calculated how much force was needed to fire a 1,000 ton artillery shell from Berlin to Paris.  He was: not amused.  I didn't think about his Jewishness before we decided to do the project.

[Slargos]

Nearly spewed my tea. 

Come to think of it, Hitler didn't go far enough.   I would have used both barrels of a twelve-gauge instead of that pussy little PPK.

You're all talk, Cal. 

[Caliga]

I don't own a shotgun, tis true.

[Malthus]

I won't deny the fetish appeal of a sadistic babe in an SS uniform ... but this thing about SUPER GIANT ARTILLERY has Freudian implications better left to the likes of Slargos. 

When I was in high school, I had a physics teacher who annoyed me.  A friend and I, as part of a project, calculated how much force was needed to fire a 1,000 ton artillery shell from Berlin to Paris.  He was: not amused.  I didn't think about his Jewishness before we decided to do the project.

"Now, the amount of BTUs needed to fully consume a human body ... " 

[Slargos]

I won't deny the fetish appeal of a sadistic babe in an SS uniform ... but this thing about SUPER GIANT ARTILLERY has Freudian implications better left to the likes of Slargos. 

When I was in high school, I had a physics teacher who annoyed me.  A friend and I, as part of a project, calculated how much force was needed to fire a 1,000 ton artillery shell from Berlin to Paris.  He was: not amused.  I didn't think about his Jewishness before we decided to do the project.

"Now, the amount of BTUs needed to fully consume a human body ... " 

I disputed the existence of death camps based on calculations about the necessary amount of ovens and manpower (as compared to official numbers) to cremate the claimed amount of corpses. Wasn't at all well received. 

[Caliga]

"Now, the amount of BTUs needed to fully consume a human body ... " 

Yeah, a followup would have been not such a good idea.

Anyway, he's dead now.

[The Brain]

"Now, the amount of BTUs needed to fully consume a human body ... " 

Yeah, a followup would have been not such a good idea.

Anyway, he's dead now.

Monstrous.

[Malthus]

"Now, the amount of BTUs needed to fully consume a human body ... " 

Yeah, a followup would have been not such a good idea.

Anyway, he's dead now.

My God, what did you do to him?! 

[Caliga]

His services vere no longer needed.  *click click*

[Savonarola]

Unpossible.  There is no need for any other than Ilsa the She-Wolf of the SS.

I once considered writing a story about a group of U.S. soldiers in the Ardennes coming across a secret research installation with undead Nazi werewolf cyborgs. 

Make it a group of Free French soldiers and have them go into an unending Donna Haraway style discussion about the nature of the cyborg-werewolf and you've got yourself a Hugo award.

[LaCroix]

i've been sort of wondering throughout the semester if my professor of rise and fall of the third reich would at all mention kursk, but uh, apparently nope. stalingrad and more stalingrad, with a sentence on moscow and leningrad

[Ed Anger]

pussy little PPK.

My CC weapon.