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The Brain

#74070
May 08, 2020, 08:37:19 AM
Tar and semen.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

celedhring

#74071
May 08, 2020, 10:20:25 AM
Quote from: Malthus on May 08, 2020, 08:31:58 AM
Teddy Roosevelt's armpits.

Too passé. I'd rather pick Chester Nimitz's halitosis.

derspiess

#74072
May 08, 2020, 03:29:01 PM
Halseytosis :contract:
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Valmy

#74073
May 08, 2020, 03:32:07 PM
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

celedhring

#74074
May 08, 2020, 05:36:47 PM
Nimitz has the bigass carriers named after him though.

The Brain

#74075
May 08, 2020, 05:43:08 PM
Quote from: derspiess on May 08, 2020, 03:29:01 PM
Halseytosis :contract:

Whenever I see a Halsey video I just wanna go down on her.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Eddie Teach

#74076
May 08, 2020, 08:48:06 PM
I want to shoot myself.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Barrister

#74077
May 08, 2020, 10:00:26 PM
Quote from: Eddie Teach on May 08, 2020, 08:48:06 PM
I want to shoot myself.

Please don't. :hug:
Posts here are my own private opinions.  I do not speak for my employer.

Eddie Teach

#74078
May 08, 2020, 10:07:37 PM
Instead I just avoid watching them.  ;)
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

crazy canuck

#74079
May 09, 2020, 04:29:19 PM
Yard weeded, grass mown, plants pruned, deck cleaned - and makings for mother's day brunch purchased.  All while Mrs. CC was taken on a walk by one of the boys.  It's not going to be brunch at her favourite restaurant - but it will be close.  :)

Josquius

#74080
May 10, 2020, 12:53:24 AM
I've noticed my neighbours seem to mow their lawn every week at least. Madness
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Razgovory

#74081
May 10, 2020, 01:15:29 AM
Quote from: Tyr on May 10, 2020, 12:53:24 AM
I've noticed my neighbours seem to mow their lawn every week at least. Madness


Are you in America?
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Barrister

#74082
May 10, 2020, 01:43:27 AM
Quote from: Tyr on May 10, 2020, 12:53:24 AM
I've noticed my neighbours seem to mow their lawn every week at least. Madness

Welcome to home ownership! :hug:
Posts here are my own private opinions.  I do not speak for my employer.

The Brain

#74083
May 10, 2020, 01:50:01 AM
Tyr developed a taste for elephant grass in Quang Tri province.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Admiral Yi

#74084
May 10, 2020, 01:50:33 AM
Squeeze makes his slow, tentative way towards Suburban Man.
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