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jimmy olsen

#5625
February 17, 2010, 09:00:59 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on February 17, 2010, 08:53:42 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on February 17, 2010, 07:42:01 PM
People who don't respond to PM should be purged with fire! :mad:

Malthus and HisMajestyBob, I'm looking at you.

You planning on taking Malthus clubbing in Seoul some time?
I found a cool monograph on the feedback loop style relationship between the rise of Empires and Nomadic Confederations along the ecological boundary separating agricultural settlements and nomads.
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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1 Karma Chameleon point

Eddie Teach

#5626
February 17, 2010, 09:20:19 PM
That was my second guess.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

jimmy olsen

#5627
February 17, 2010, 09:21:52 PM
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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1 Karma Chameleon point

garbon

#5628
February 17, 2010, 09:22:34 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on February 17, 2010, 09:20:19 PM
That was my second guess.

Once I saw the sign.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

derspiess

#5629
February 17, 2010, 09:32:31 PM
Walking back from lunch today downtown, I passed this bum walking around on the sidewalk yelling at his imaginary 'bitch'.  As I was walking by him, he looked me in the eye & informed me I was invited to a pig roast.  Can't wait :w00t:
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Savonarola

#5630
February 18, 2010, 08:20:20 AM
Leviticus Chapter 19 verse 14:

You shall not curse the deaf, or put a stumbling block in front of the blind, but you shall fear your God. I am the LORD.

Yaweh is spoiling all my fun.   :(
In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace—and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock

Ed Anger

#5631
February 18, 2010, 08:24:14 AM
Quote from: Savonarola on February 18, 2010, 08:20:20 AM
Leviticus Chapter 19 verse 14:

You shall not curse the deaf, or put a stumbling block in front of the blind, but you shall fear your God. I am the LORD.

Yaweh is spoiling all my fun.   :(

He won't permit my seed to fall to the ground.  :(
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Agelastus

#5632
February 18, 2010, 08:33:07 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on February 17, 2010, 09:00:59 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on February 17, 2010, 08:53:42 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on February 17, 2010, 07:42:01 PM
People who don't respond to PM should be purged with fire! :mad:

Malthus and HisMajestyBob, I'm looking at you.

You planning on taking Malthus clubbing in Seoul some time?
I found a cool monograph on the feedback loop style relationship between the rise of Empires and Nomadic Confederations along the ecological boundary separating agricultural settlements and nomads.

Care to share?
"Come grow old with me
The Best is yet to be
The last of life for which the first was made."

Neil

#5633
February 18, 2010, 09:21:29 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on February 18, 2010, 08:24:14 AM
Quote from: Savonarola on February 18, 2010, 08:20:20 AM
Leviticus Chapter 19 verse 14:

You shall not curse the deaf, or put a stumbling block in front of the blind, but you shall fear your God. I am the LORD.

Yaweh is spoiling all my fun.   :(
He won't permit my seed to fall to the ground.  :(
Why would it?
I do not hate you, nor do I love you, but you are made out of atoms which I can use for something else.

Syt

#5634
February 18, 2010, 11:47:15 AM
At the supermarket checkout behind me today.

An old dude with a beard like this (only white and with stubbly chin):


Under this kind of jacket:


... he wore a jeans shirt with a bolo tie and a "TEXAS" baseball cap with three or four Texas state flag pins. He bought a frozen black forest cake and coffee creamer.

If I had had my cell phone with me I would have made pictures.
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

Grey Fox

#5635
February 18, 2010, 01:09:23 PM
Texas is everywhere.
Colonel Caliga is Awesome.

Josquius

#5636
February 18, 2010, 01:14:26 PM
But was he a real Texan or a Texas fanboi (/fan gadgy)
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Syt

#5637
February 18, 2010, 01:15:04 PM
Quote from: Tyr on February 18, 2010, 01:14:26 PM
But was he a real Texan or a Texas fanboi (/fan gadgy)

I'm guessing the latter.
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

derspiess

#5638
February 18, 2010, 02:49:16 PM
Quote from: Syt on February 18, 2010, 01:15:04 PM
Quote from: Tyr on February 18, 2010, 01:14:26 PM
But was he a real Texan or a Texas fanboi (/fan gadgy)

I'm guessing the latter.

Somewhere in Texas there is a dude who goes to the supermarket all decked out in tracht with an 'Osterreich' arm patch.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Grey Fox

#5639
February 18, 2010, 02:50:19 PM
Quote from: derspiess on February 18, 2010, 02:49:16 PM
Quote from: Syt on February 18, 2010, 01:15:04 PM
Quote from: Tyr on February 18, 2010, 01:14:26 PM
But was he a real Texan or a Texas fanboi (/fan gadgy)

I'm guessing the latter.

Somewhere in Texas there is a dude who goes to the supermarket all decked out in tracht with an 'Osterreich' arm patch.

And somewhere on the internet, there's a porn movie reuniting the 2.
Colonel Caliga is Awesome.
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