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Started by Korea, March 10, 2009, 06:24:26 AM

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alfred russel

Quote from: Valmy on June 12, 2015, 11:18:07 AM
Coca-Cola smoked by Home Depot.

Microsoft trounced by Costco.

And they say brick and mortar retail is in trouble.

Coca-Cola and Microsoft both make a bunch more money than Costco and Home Depot. Microsoft makes like 10 times the profit of Costco.

The metric was revenue. Coke makes a 12 pack for $0.50, sells it to Costco for $2.50, and Costco sells it for $3.00.

Costco gets revenue of $3.00, Coke gets revenue of $2.50, but which business would you rather be in?
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Quote from: alfred russel on June 12, 2015, 06:41:50 PM
Quote from: Valmy on June 12, 2015, 11:18:07 AM
Coca-Cola smoked by Home Depot.

Microsoft trounced by Costco.

And they say brick and mortar retail is in trouble.

Coca-Cola and Microsoft both make a bunch more money than Costco and Home Depot. Microsoft makes like 10 times the profit of Costco.

The metric was revenue. Coke makes a 12 pack for $0.50, sells it to Costco for $2.50, and Costco sells it for $3.00.

Costco gets revenue of $3.00, Coke gets revenue of $2.50, but which business would you rather be in?

Profitability for the win!

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Return on capital for the win.

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With about 50% divorce rate in Sweden, there is a good chance that one of them might be on the market again in the future. :P

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Introduced myself to the newish Ay-rab neighbor.  Turns out he's from Jordan.  I don't think I've actually met a Jordanian before.

His wife wears a scarf and long dress, so I better be on the guard for suspicious packages.

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Another call from Arbitron, another sexy voice.  These people really know their stuff.

Syt

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