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Habbaku

#45570
December 19, 2014, 12:26:02 PM
We already knew you were an asshole.
The medievals were only too right in taking nolo episcopari as the best reason a man could give to others for making him a bishop. Give me a king whose chief interest in life is stamps, railways, or race-horses; and who has the power to sack his Vizier (or whatever you care to call him) if he does not like the cut of his trousers.

Government is an abstract noun meaning the art and process of governing and it should be an offence to write it with a capital G or so as to refer to people.
-J. R. R. Tolkien

crazy canuck

#45571
December 19, 2014, 12:26:54 PM
Quote from: Habbaku on December 19, 2014, 12:26:02 PM
We already knew you were an asshole.

And now we know you would allow someone to walk over you.

Or as I think of it, you are probably more likely the person who would be knocked over in such a collision.  ;)

Habbaku

#45572
December 19, 2014, 12:28:19 PM
 :lol:
The medievals were only too right in taking nolo episcopari as the best reason a man could give to others for making him a bishop. Give me a king whose chief interest in life is stamps, railways, or race-horses; and who has the power to sack his Vizier (or whatever you care to call him) if he does not like the cut of his trousers.

Government is an abstract noun meaning the art and process of governing and it should be an offence to write it with a capital G or so as to refer to people.
-J. R. R. Tolkien

derspiess

#45573
December 19, 2014, 12:31:44 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on December 19, 2014, 12:18:01 PM
The last time some idiot walked into me because there was some pressing need for him to look at his phone instead of where he was walking I said, "Maybe you will look where you are going next time" as he picked himself up off the pavement.

Did he apologize and then compliment you on your height?
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

crazy canuck

#45574
December 19, 2014, 12:32:42 PM
Quote from: derspiess on December 19, 2014, 12:31:44 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on December 19, 2014, 12:18:01 PM
The last time some idiot walked into me because there was some pressing need for him to look at his phone instead of where he was walking I said, "Maybe you will look where you are going next time" as he picked himself up off the pavement.

Did he apologize and then compliment you on your height?

No, I don't think he was Canadian. 

Habbaku

#45575
December 19, 2014, 12:33:19 PM
Maybe he just didn't realize how much of a badass you are?
The medievals were only too right in taking nolo episcopari as the best reason a man could give to others for making him a bishop. Give me a king whose chief interest in life is stamps, railways, or race-horses; and who has the power to sack his Vizier (or whatever you care to call him) if he does not like the cut of his trousers.

Government is an abstract noun meaning the art and process of governing and it should be an offence to write it with a capital G or so as to refer to people.
-J. R. R. Tolkien

Ideologue

#45576
December 19, 2014, 12:47:16 PM
Tall people's bones are weak and their muscles less efficient. Age will show this colossus has feet of clay. And deteriotated cartilage.
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DGuller

#45577
December 19, 2014, 12:52:20 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on December 19, 2014, 12:18:01 PM
The last time some idiot walked into me because there was some pressing need for him to look at his phone instead of where he was walking I said, "Maybe you will look where you are going next time" as he picked himself up off the pavement.
Something very similar happened to me once.  In my case, though, the other guy wasn't down on the pavement until the third or fourth time he walked into me.

11B4V

#45578
December 19, 2014, 01:28:43 PM
"there's a long tradition of insulting people we disagree with here, and I'll be damned if I listen to your entreaties otherwise."-OVB

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MadImmortalMan

#45579
December 19, 2014, 01:47:20 PM
I'm far more likely to leave my phone at home than to ever run into anyone while looking at it.  :P
"Stability is destabilizing." --Hyman Minsky

"Complacency can be a self-denying prophecy."
"We have nothing to fear but lack of fear itself." --Larry Summers

Sheilbh

#45580
December 19, 2014, 02:30:57 PM
Quote from: garbon on December 19, 2014, 11:24:26 AM
Marti seems like a jerk.
Yep. And I think the guy on the phone is always in the wrong on these situations.
Let's bomb Russia!

crazy canuck

#45581
December 19, 2014, 02:33:30 PM
Quote from: Habbaku on December 19, 2014, 12:33:19 PM
Maybe he just didn't realize how much of a badass you are?

No, the fact he landed on the pavement made that point fairly obvious - even to a non Canadian.

Caliga

#45583
December 19, 2014, 04:25:57 PM
crazy canuck is the Chuck Norris of Canada I guess.
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Eddie Teach

#45584
December 19, 2014, 05:19:18 PM
Quote from: Caliga on December 19, 2014, 04:25:57 PM
crazy canuck is the Chuck Norris of Canada I guess.

He's the Manute Bol of Canada. The Yao Ming of Canada. I doubt he can lift his foot to eye level though.
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