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Malthus

#41985
July 31, 2014, 09:07:44 AM
Quote from: garbon on July 31, 2014, 08:08:00 AM
Some people need to relax!

Or even Relax.
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Baron von Schtinkenbutt

#41986
July 31, 2014, 09:40:41 AM
Too bad Ogle isn't here anymore: Russia regains control of lizard sex satellite

derspiess

#41987
July 31, 2014, 09:51:03 AM
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Malthus

#41988
July 31, 2014, 09:53:28 AM
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

garbon

#41989
July 31, 2014, 09:55:31 AM
What the hell? I have a report due today and while looking at the stats work that was done, I've found numerous errors despite the fact that we also have a quality control team that signed off on this shitty work. :angry:
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Malthus

#41990
July 31, 2014, 09:57:45 AM
Quote from: garbon on July 31, 2014, 09:55:31 AM
What the hell? I have a report due today and while looking at the stats work that was done, I've found numerous errors despite the fact that we also have a quality control team that signed off on this shitty work. :angry:

You need a quality-control-control team.  ;)
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

garbon

#41991
July 31, 2014, 10:00:53 AM
Quote from: Malthus on July 31, 2014, 09:57:45 AM
Quote from: garbon on July 31, 2014, 09:55:31 AM
What the hell? I have a report due today and while looking at the stats work that was done, I've found numerous errors despite the fact that we also have a quality control team that signed off on this shitty work. :angry:

You need a quality-control-control team.  ;)

Otherwise known as me. :(
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Malthus

#41992
July 31, 2014, 10:14:53 AM
Quote from: garbon on July 31, 2014, 10:00:53 AM
Quote from: Malthus on July 31, 2014, 09:57:45 AM
Quote from: garbon on July 31, 2014, 09:55:31 AM
What the hell? I have a report due today and while looking at the stats work that was done, I've found numerous errors despite the fact that we also have a quality control team that signed off on this shitty work. :angry:

You need a quality-control-control team.  ;)

Otherwise known as me. :(

Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?  :D
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

garbon

#41993
July 31, 2014, 10:15:47 AM
No one. It has been rather strange with my new manager who never looks at anything I sent to clients. :ph34r:
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

The Brain

#41994
July 31, 2014, 10:36:38 AM
Quote from: garbon on July 31, 2014, 10:15:47 AM
No one. It has been rather strange with my new manager who never looks at anything I sent to clients. :ph34r:

Appendages?
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

garbon

#41995
July 31, 2014, 11:07:08 AM
Quote from: The Brain on July 31, 2014, 10:36:38 AM
Quote from: garbon on July 31, 2014, 10:15:47 AM
No one. It has been rather strange with my new manager who never looks at anything I sent to clients. :ph34r:

Appendages?

Yes.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

CountDeMoney

#41996
July 31, 2014, 11:30:39 AM
Quote from: Malthus on July 31, 2014, 10:14:53 AM
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?  :D

I do, because I run the camera system. :ph34r:

Liep

#41997
July 31, 2014, 11:40:31 AM
Top 10 played song while "Private Playing" in Spotify. I don't think I've played any of these songs.. not officially at least. :ph34r:

1. Mambo No. 5 - Lou Bega
2. Wake Me Up Before You Go Go - Wham!
3. My Sharona - The Knack
4. Don't Stop Believin' - Journey
5. Cotton Eye Joe - Rednex
6. You Spin Me Round (Like a Record) - Dead Or Alive
7. Who Let The Dogs Out - Baha Men
8. Never Gonna Give You Up - Rick Astley
9. U Can't Touch This - MC Hammer
10. Call Me Maybe - Carly Rae Jepsen
"Af alle latterlige Ting forekommer det mig at være det allerlatterligste at have travlt" - Kierkegaard

"JamenajmenømahrmDÆ!DÆ! Æhvnårvaæhvadlelæh! Hvor er det crazy, det her, mand!" - Uffe Elbæk

Syt

#41998
July 31, 2014, 12:02:00 PM
Where do you see that?
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

derspiess

#41999
July 31, 2014, 12:12:47 PM
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall
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