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Josephus

#4140
November 03, 2009, 08:12:57 AM
This one is my fave:

Civis Romanus Sum<br /><br />"My friends, love is better than anger. Hope is better than fear. Optimism is better than despair. So let us be loving, hopeful and optimistic. And we'll change the world." Jack Layton 1950-2011

Razgovory

#4141
November 03, 2009, 08:16:31 AM
Meh, never cared for the fake boobies.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Josephus

#4142
November 03, 2009, 08:18:25 AM
American pron is all about fake boobies, unfortunately. Apparently teenage American boys love em. :(
Civis Romanus Sum<br /><br />"My friends, love is better than anger. Hope is better than fear. Optimism is better than despair. So let us be loving, hopeful and optimistic. And we'll change the world." Jack Layton 1950-2011

Josquius

#4143
November 03, 2009, 09:01:30 AM
Those things are real?
I hate those porn film paradoies, I never get who could possibly like them.
I love how they're 2 disc collectors editions- porn collecting. :lol:
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Syt

#4144
November 03, 2009, 11:36:11 AM
NSFW:

Porn Wars I:
http://www.toplessrobot.com/porn%20wars%20safety.jpg

Porn Wars II:
http://pornstars.ur-contact.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/a98330_xlf.jpg

Porn Wars III:
http://s1.subirimagenes.com/privadas/318125episode3.jpg

And the trilogy:
http://www.tlavideo.com/images/straight_adult/244125_aa.jpg

Surprisingly good production values, btw, with regards to SFX, but all the chicks in that galaxy seem to be from the planet Easteuropeania, judging from accent.
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

Malthus

#4145
November 03, 2009, 12:00:29 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on November 03, 2009, 07:49:32 AM
What's the foto? Without surprise my work filters block something call "Pornparody".

Freaking uptight Ontarians.

Don't blame Ontario, pal - I see it just fine.  :D
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Josquius

#4146
November 03, 2009, 12:04:51 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on November 03, 2009, 07:49:32 AM
What's the foto? Without surprise my work filters block something call "Pornparody".

Freaking uptight Ontarians.
I never got work filters blocking porn; if you're dumb enough to look at porn at work you deserve to be caught and fired.
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Savonarola

#4147
November 03, 2009, 03:46:44 PM


:lol:
In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace—and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock

Razgovory

#4148
November 03, 2009, 04:39:16 PM
Quote from: Syt on November 03, 2009, 11:36:11 AM

Surprisingly good production values, btw, with regards to SFX, but all the chicks in that galaxy seem to be from the planet Easteuropeania, judging from accent.

That's not so bad.  Less likely to have plastic surgery and nasty tats.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Josephus

#4149
November 03, 2009, 11:08:38 PM
The most recent episode of Mad Men (3-11) is one of the best hours of television evah!
Civis Romanus Sum<br /><br />"My friends, love is better than anger. Hope is better than fear. Optimism is better than despair. So let us be loving, hopeful and optimistic. And we'll change the world." Jack Layton 1950-2011

DisturbedPervert

#4150
November 03, 2009, 11:20:04 PM
Quote from: Josephus on November 03, 2009, 11:08:38 PM
The most recent episode of Mad Men (3-11) is one of the best hours of television evah!

That Betty is such a harlot!

MadBurgerMaker

#4151
November 04, 2009, 02:39:14 AM
Fucking insurance company. 

Insurance Company: "Well there might be a problem, we need to review some things."
Me: "Er...it's already at the paint and body place, and I'm already driving around in the rental car you're paying for?"
I.C.: "Oh!  We didn't know you had the rental already!"
Me: "Errr....I got it...yesterday afternoon...  You called them for me...."
I.C.: "Well, that person shouldn't have done that."
Me: "Uh...you did it.  You're the only person I've talked to..."
I.C.: "Well, we're going to stop paying for that for now.  You can return it and go get your car while we look into this."
Body Shop: "We've kind of already started, but....yeah....uh...I guess you can pick it up after we put it back together."
Me: :bleeding:

But hey...my car is way better than that piece of shit Altima they had given me, so there's that.

Tonitrus

#4152
November 04, 2009, 03:06:50 AM
Please tell me it's not USAA.

I had one insurance incident with them.

Needless to say, their banking is awesome; their auto insurance handling leaves much to be desired.

MadBurgerMaker

#4153
November 04, 2009, 03:54:22 AM
Quote from: Tonitrus on November 04, 2009, 03:06:50 AM
Please tell me it's not USAA.

I had one insurance incident with them.

Needless to say, their banking is awesome; their auto insurance handling leaves much to be desired.

Yeah it's USAA.  This is my first experience with their auto insurance department, and....yeah...I've already figured out that I'm probably going to be paying for this whole thing myself.  Estimate: a lot.  GOOD THING I HAVE A $50 DEDUCTIBLE, RIGHT?!  <_<

Tonitrus

#4154
November 04, 2009, 04:43:42 AM
Yeah.  They do good banking.  Auto insurance sucks.

If it weren't the cheapest I can get, I'd probably go Progressive or back to Geico.
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