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Started by Korea, March 10, 2009, 06:24:26 AM

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Syt

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sbr

http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/4-reasons-this-one-kickstarter-proves-humanity-doomed/

Quote4 Reasons This One Kickstarter Proves Humanity Is Doomed
By Tom Reimann March 26, 2014 340,335 views

Last week, a softcore Nazi anime porn card game called Barbarossa debuted on Kickstarter, because some maniac courageously dared to ask "What if the Germans had invaded the Soviet Union with breasts instead of tanks?"

The game is "set in a fictional Second World War setting in which cute German military girls rush against Moscow to defeat the evil magician Stalin." Basically, it's a reimagining of World War II if everyone involved was an absurdly sexualized anime girl. Also, you play as the Nazis. Here's Hitler (dubbed "Li'l Fuhrer," because historical context so often takes the fun right out of desperate erections):

There are some NSFW pictures at the Cracked site.

Valmy

Now we just need anime girl Fascist Italy and we can complete the Axis Majors.  A anime girl Axis minor expansion will follow.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

sbr

I will leave the Romanian pack for someone else.  :yuk:

Ed Anger

I play with my goering action figure all the time.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Admiral Yi

Quote from: Ed Anger on March 30, 2014, 04:42:53 PM
I play with my goering action figure all the time.

Is that what you're calling it now?

Ed Anger

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Ed Anger

Quote from: CountDeMoney on March 30, 2014, 02:04:45 PM


The book is bland, doesn't get to the point and costs 99.99.
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Norgy

And Fidel's just flipping through it before he's going to light his cigar with it.

"Oh, papi, American president book cigar!"

CountDeMoney

Quote from: Ed Anger on March 30, 2014, 06:19:10 PM
The book is bland, doesn't get to the point and costs 99.99.

I wonder how many US Presidents have read Fidel's biography.  Not many, I would think.

Josquius

Quote from: sbr on March 30, 2014, 04:35:14 PM
I will leave the Romanian pack for someone else.  :yuk:
:unsure:
But Romanians are hot....
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Eddie Teach

Quote from: Tyr on March 30, 2014, 08:49:07 PM
Quote from: sbr on March 30, 2014, 04:35:14 PM
I will leave the Romanian pack for someone else.  :yuk:
:unsure:
But Romanians are hot....

Deathly cold actually.
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Ed Anger

Quote from: CountDeMoney on March 30, 2014, 06:42:23 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 30, 2014, 06:19:10 PM
The book is bland, doesn't get to the point and costs 99.99.

I wonder how many US Presidents have read Fidel's biography.  Not many, I would think.

Poppy Bush would strangle Fidel with a copy of Jewish Sports Heroes.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

CountDeMoney