The Off Topic Topic

[jimmy olsen]

Monkey Midwife! 

http://io9.com/5983426/zoologists-watch-as-monkey-midwife-delivers-baby

[Sheilbh]

I know the Germans are saying this wasn't deliberate. But well done on their Winter Olympics outfits:

[jimmy olsen]

How can no one have asked Liep the most important question?

Hot or Not?

[Ideologue]

How can no one have asked Liep the most important question?

Hot or Not?

We have a duty to each other in this world, Tim.  One day you'll understand.

[Eddie Teach]

How can no one have asked Liep the most important question?

Hot or Not?

We have a duty to each other in this world, Tim.  One day you'll understand.

Don't see you out there plowing 250 lb women...

[Ideologue]

You have.  You will.  I've had to come to terms with some things.

[Capetan Mihali]

Well, as long as you've learned the lesson that mutual assistance and generosity must always be the foundation of a functioning social welfare state, nay, civil society itself, then it is not for naught that you have spurned your fellow citizens.  I just hope that the next time you urgently need someone to fuck your ass or help unload some quality hashish, you'll think on this.

[Ideologue]

Well not 250lbs.  That's gross.  How about 150.

[Liep]

Well, as long as you've learned the lesson that mutual assistance and generosity must always be the foundation of a functioning social welfare state, nay, civil society itself, then it is not for naught that you have spurned your fellow citizens.  I just hope that the next time you urgently need someone to fuck your ass or help unload some quality hashish, you'll think on this.

I promise.

[garbon]

Well, as long as you've learned the lesson that mutual assistance and generosity must always be the foundation of a functioning social welfare state, nay, civil society itself, then it is not for naught that you have spurned your fellow citizens.  I just hope that the next time you urgently need someone to fuck your ass or help unload some quality hashish, you'll think on this.

[garbon]

You have.  You will.  I've had to come to terms with some things.

I think I've noted before that none of us is interested in seeing that.

[alfred russel]

As I cycled home today I was stopped by a woman asking if I could help her. This being Denmark I didn't expect to be robbed so I stopped and said: "Yeah?". I certainly wasn't expecting her follow up.

"Will you.. fuck me?" I was momentarily stunned, I mean, it was that sort of neighbourhood, but she didn't look Eastern European or Nigerian. Or could she simply be a direct kinda gal?

"Will you fuck my ass?" I cycled off shaking my head as response and in disbelief.

"Well, fuck you!" People have no manners these days.

This has happened to me before, but it has never been a girl. 

[Grey Fox]

Well not 250lbs.  That's gross.  How about 150.

Well that depends, how tall is the 250lbs women? That's important.

[Josquius]

As I cycled home today I was stopped by a woman asking if I could help her. This being Denmark I didn't expect to be robbed so I stopped and said: "Yeah?". I certainly wasn't expecting her follow up.

"Will you.. fuck me?" I was momentarily stunned, I mean, it was that sort of neighbourhood, but she didn't look Eastern European or Nigerian. Or could she simply be a direct kinda gal?

"Will you fuck my ass?" I cycled off shaking my head as response and in disbelief.

"Well, fuck you!" People have no manners these days.

The will you fuck me meh, typical prostitute.
But the ass part?

[Caliga]

   A few years back I remember starting a poll on Languish asking what people would do if someone walked up to them on the street and asked for sex.  At the time I think some folks were like "LOL like this would ever happen".