The Off Topic Topic

[CountDeMoney]

That guy's possible jail time is nothing compared to the deficit of Karma Points he's got for the afterlife.

Poor puddy tat. 

[Josephus]

Boarding a RyanAir flight. Ugh.

Malta bound?

[Phillip V]

My brother got hired yesterday to be a Vice President in a big insurance company. Now I just need to continue my climb up both sides of the military-industrial complex to secure and expand our immigrant family in America.

[The Larch]

Boarding a RyanAir flight. Ugh.

Malta bound?

Yup, I'm already in Valetta, resting a bit in the hotel before going for a walk around town.

[Ideologue]

So my sister, in a bout of helicopter-parenting close air anti-armor support, over-ordered Girl Scout cookies in order to push my niece over the top on the leader board, and is now up to her ass in Girl Scout cookies.

Uncle Jay Jay is now Lord of the Thin Mints.

I think with the 5'10" women are looking for, which dimension matters.

[CountDeMoney]

Don't give me shit about my Thin Mints.  I have very few pleasures these days. 

[Josephus]

Boarding a RyanAir flight. Ugh.

Malta bound?

Yup, I'm already in Valetta, resting a bit in the hotel before going for a walk around town.

So you decided to stay in valletta, then?

[The Larch]

Boarding a RyanAir flight. Ugh.

Malta bound?

Yup, I'm already in Valetta, resting a bit in the hotel before going for a walk around town.

So you decided to stay in valletta, then?

Yeah, much less hassle and better connected for the conference.

I'm having a Cisk right now!

[Admiral Yi]

Learned while watching the Preakness pre-race that the Turtlestan state song is sung to the tune of O Tannenbaum. 

[CountDeMoney]

Learned while watching the Preakness pre-race that the Turtlestan state song is sung to the tune of O Tannenbaum. 

You never knew that?  It's like pure Confederacy racism meets Christmas.

[CountDeMoney]

Didn't think Oxbow was going to hold that lead, especially on such a thick track.  Impressive.  Orb never got out of traffic.

[Josephus]

Boarding a RyanAir flight. Ugh.

Malta bound?

Yup, I'm already in Valetta, resting a bit in the hotel before going for a walk around town.

So you decided to stay in valletta, then?

Yeah, much less hassle and better connected for the conference.

I'm having a Cisk right now!

Good man. Like it?

[Josephus]

Was at my local soccer team's game today. Beautiful, nice day. God I love young girls women in tight yoga stretch pants.

[fhdz]

Was at my local soccer team's game today. Beautiful, nice day. God I love young girls women in tight yoga stretch pants.

http://www.girlsinyogapants.com/

You are welcome.

[derspiess]

Learned while watching the Preakness pre-race that the Turtlestan state song is sung to the tune of O Tannenbaum. 

You never knew that?  It's like pure Confederacy racism meets Christmas.

Yeah, kinda surprised Yi didn't know that.  I've known it since I was a kid.