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Started by Korea, March 10, 2009, 06:24:26 AM

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fhdz

#26880
May 17, 2013, 09:51:53 AM
Quote from: mongers on May 17, 2013, 08:11:16 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 17, 2013, 07:16:12 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 10, 2013, 08:14:56 AM
So I had a shitload of Rewards points to burn from the Credit Union, so I went on a splurge to use them all up before May 31st.

Got me:
A Samsung 16MP digital camera, Wi-Fi capable;
A rice cooker/steamer;
An electronic label maker;
An emergency radio/light station with a hand crank for USB power charging;
A Norelco grooming kit for my new Marxist facial hair;
and a couple of nice Cross pens.

I'm afraid of using the trimmer for the Marxistache.  Never used one before.  :unsure:

Test it out in your nether regions first, if you make a mistake no one will notice.   :cool:

That's actually a good idea. :D
and the horse you rode in on

Syt

#26881
May 17, 2013, 10:02:16 AM
This is for Seedy, even though he loathes me.

I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

DGuller

#26882
May 17, 2013, 12:55:31 PM
Random fact I learned today:  the two Wisconsin cops that reunited a naked boy with Jeffrey Dahmer were reinstated after being fired.   :blink:  I always thought they lost their jobs for good after their homophobia led directly to one death, and indirectly to several more.  One of the cops even went on to serve as union president, which I guess tells you something about Milwaukee cops.

Grey Fox

#26883
May 17, 2013, 12:58:47 PM
That's the story, their homophobia?
Colonel Caliga is Awesome.

fhdz

#26884
May 17, 2013, 01:33:38 PM
and the horse you rode in on

HVC

#26885
May 17, 2013, 01:48:02 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 17, 2013, 09:12:11 AM
Quote from: HVC on May 17, 2013, 08:43:48 AM
:pinch:

I wouldn't suspect it would hurt, snowflake.
i was "pinching" at mongers comment :P
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

mongers

#26886
May 17, 2013, 04:44:34 PM
"We have it in our power to begin the world over again"

CountDeMoney

#26887
May 17, 2013, 04:45:55 PM
Quote from: HVC on May 17, 2013, 01:48:02 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 17, 2013, 09:12:11 AM
Quote from: HVC on May 17, 2013, 08:43:48 AM
:pinch:

I wouldn't suspect it would hurt, snowflake.
i was "pinching" at mongers comment :P

Yeah, and I still don't see why it would hurt.  I might try the pubes thing, though.  Gimme a mowhawk.

But I'm too busty playing with the label maker and trying to label the cat right now.

11B4V

#26888
May 17, 2013, 05:16:35 PM
"there's a long tradition of insulting people we disagree with here, and I'll be damned if I listen to your entreaties otherwise."-OVB

"Obviously not a Berkut-commanded armored column.  They're not all brewing."- CdM

"We've reached one of our phase lines after the firefight and it smells bad—meaning it's a little bit suspicious... Could be an amb—".

Admiral Yi

#26889
May 17, 2013, 05:21:24 PM
I think poor Speesh finally has backup.  :)

DGuller

#26890
May 17, 2013, 05:24:39 PM
 :lol: Poor Reagan.  Despite being commander in chief, couldn't convince any Marine to hold an umbrella for him.

CountDeMoney

#26891
May 17, 2013, 05:24:58 PM
The Gipper certainly wouldn't tolerate the bullshit going on in his party right now, that's for sure.

11B4V

#26892
May 17, 2013, 05:35:58 PM
Quote from: DGuller on May 17, 2013, 05:24:39 PM
:lol: Poor Reagan.  Despite being commander in chief, couldn't convince any Marine to hold an umbrella for him.

Uncle Ronnie > Obama
"there's a long tradition of insulting people we disagree with here, and I'll be damned if I listen to your entreaties otherwise."-OVB

"Obviously not a Berkut-commanded armored column.  They're not all brewing."- CdM

"We've reached one of our phase lines after the firefight and it smells bad—meaning it's a little bit suspicious... Could be an amb—".

Razgovory

#26893
May 17, 2013, 05:38:18 PM
Did we have endless investigations when terrorists blew up a marines barracks?
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

11B4V

#26894
May 17, 2013, 05:39:03 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 17, 2013, 05:24:58 PM
The Gipper certainly wouldn't tolerate the bullshit going on in his party washington right now, that's for sure.
Fixed it for ya  :P
True not with the IRS targetting folks and all.
"there's a long tradition of insulting people we disagree with here, and I'll be damned if I listen to your entreaties otherwise."-OVB

"Obviously not a Berkut-commanded armored column.  They're not all brewing."- CdM

"We've reached one of our phase lines after the firefight and it smells bad—meaning it's a little bit suspicious... Could be an amb—".
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