The Off Topic Topic

[Barrister]

I just gave an interview to CBC Radio.   

What about?

A sentence I did yesterday.  21 year old girl plead guilty to two separate impaired driving charges, plus a separate impaired causing bodily harm, all within a 1 year span.  She received 1 year jail.

[Barrister]

I just gave an interview to CBC Radio.   

Hopefully, you punched the interviewer in the nuts, and Evan Solomon felt it.

Nah - he's the local guy.  He's pretty damn far away from Evan Solomon.

I'm sure they are connected via the CBC smug network. Hell, I'll go up there and punch Evan Solomon in the nuts. I owe him one for his douchebag shit when Columbia went down.

It's pretty hard to be smug when you're in the Yukon. :canuck:

He's good peeps.

[Ed Anger]

2500! No more byzanteen I hope.

[Ed Anger]

Fuck. I miscounted.

[katmai]

[Grey Fox]

Sarko never missed one, eh.

It wasn't good nite, yelled at everybody in my house tonite. Fucking old people.

[Korea]

I can't freakin wait for vacation! I am going to Hilton Head Island.

[Tonitrus]

Spotted 20 minutes ago on the streets of Anchorage; King King Bundy's lookalike on a crotch-rocket.

[Tonitrus]

And randomly chatted at on Skype in French, from someone claiming to be in Switzerland. 

Let's see how far Google Translate can take this hilarity.


Stanger: Salut t'as 5 min pour moi?

Me: Bien sûr, mais je ne peux pas parler français.

[Josquius]

They are like that.  They decimated my beta's and guppies when I put two goldfish in with them. Not like it was a crowded tank either.  They are just bastards. I recall putting one in the terrarium with my newts, the newts almost died because it harried them out of the water.

Terranium? With land and water critters? That sounds rather cool...

[Grey Fox]

And randomly chatted at on Skype in French, from someone claiming to be in Switzerland. 

Let's see how far Google Translate can take this hilarity.


Stanger: Salut t'as 5 min pour moi?

Me: Bien sûr, mais je ne peux pas parler français.

[Ed Anger]

*adds to the lists*

[DisturbedPervert]

I just bought some Latino flavored potato chips at 7-11.  I hope they don't taste like Jaron.

[lustindarkness]

I just bought some Latino flavored potato chips at 7-11.  I hope they don't taste like Jaron.

How would you know?

[Darth Wagtaros]

They are like that.  They decimated my beta's and guppies when I put two goldfish in with them. Not like it was a crowded tank either.  They are just bastards. I recall putting one in the terrarium with my newts, the newts almost died because it harried them out of the water.

Terranium? With land and water critters? That sounds rather cool...

It was. 10 gallon tank with a large rock and a few shelves that touched the water, filtration system and air pump.  Few live plants.  It kicked ass.  Had newts, some small water crabs, gold fish, probably some snails.