The Off Topic Topic

[CountDeMoney]

And the whole kid thing - born in '10.

You breeders never quit with that shit, do you.

[Lettow77]

 Presently cut off from ready access to acceptable tea. As a result, I've been drinking an absurd amount of water- I constantly keep a 32oz cup on hand, sipping intermittently and never letting it run dry. It is odd but inspiring how water can feel like such a pleasant luxury. The sensation of endless bounty and security, secure in the knowledge that there will always be water, makes it the most comforting thing I fill my days with. The water of my beautiful river city is so inoffensive, distinct from the people who make up the city itself. The neutral flavour of the water, so dependably bland, is at least as refreshing as the endless supply.

An unending, dependable inoffensive domesticity is wrapped around it, and it puts me in mind of an affectionate, nurturing personage.

[CountDeMoney]

OK, Butters.

[jimmy olsen]

LeBron! 

http://probasketballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/05/17/heat-hit-self-destruct-button-pacers-steamroll-to-game-3-win/related/

[The Brain]

Presently cut off from ready access to acceptable tea. As a result, I've been drinking an absurd amount of water- I constantly keep a 32oz cup on hand, sipping intermittently and never letting it run dry. It is odd but inspiring how water can feel like such a pleasant luxury. The sensation of endless bounty and security, secure in the knowledge that there will always be water, makes it the most comforting thing I fill my days with. The water of my beautiful river city is so inoffensive, distinct from the people who make up the city itself. The neutral flavour of the water, so dependably bland, is at least as refreshing as the endless supply.

An unending, dependable inoffensive domesticity is wrapped around it, and it puts me in mind of an affectionate, nurturing personage.

I feel the same way about heavy water.

[CountDeMoney]

So my sister sends me an email, one from my littlest niece's teacher:

OMG I Just found out that my niece, Bitchy McBitchslut, used to date your brother in high school!  What a small world!

Fucking Facebook.

[katmai]

I'm confused by your post, all i know is one of your ex's aunt is your niece's teacher?

[CountDeMoney]

I'm confused by your post, all i know is one of your ex's aunt is your niece's teacher?

Teacher's Niece = My GF in high school

Fucking Facebook.  How the fuck is someone supposed to disappear in today's social networked world?

[The Brain]

What's the deal with Facebook? It's not a face, and it's not a book.

[Josephus]

The new Rush album??  Aren't they all about 70?

Less 10 years, yeah.

Got tickets for their Toronto gig in October.

[MadImmortalMan]

The new Rush album??  Aren't they all about 70?

Less 10 years, yeah.

Got tickets for their Toronto gig in October.

Their first album came out when they were 17 years old. How did they not flame out in a cyclone of hookers and blow?

Props to them, I guess. I probably would have fucked up my life if I had been successful so early on.

[derspiess]

LOL, who can forget this poignant moment in TV history from Saved by the Bell:

http://news.yahoo.com/video/brokennewsdaily-28854714/does-coffee-make-you-live-longer-29333070.html

[CountDeMoney]

GangstaKitty's laying in the sun below my window, snoring her black ass off.

Thought: Can I develop a feline sleep apnea machine?

[Ideologue]

I'm confused by your post, all i know is one of your ex's aunt is your niece's teacher?

Teacher's Niece = My GF in high school

Fucking Facebook.  How the fuck is someone supposed to disappear in today's social networked world?

Trust me, it's manageable.

[jimmy olsen]

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_barbarossa#Invasion_musical_theme

Each German invasion of a foreign country had an official musical theme that was frequently played for the purposes of Nazi propaganda over the totally government controlled radio stations after the invasion was officially announced to whip up enthusiasm for the military operation among the German population. The theme song for Operation Barbarossa was Les preludes by Franz Liszt.