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[CountDeMoney]

McGriddles > all

Fuck yeah, dawg.

[Josephus]

Sorry, but this discussion is nothing without this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE

[lustindarkness]

I decided my family deserved a fancy dinner yesterday, so we went to Waffle House for some greasy breakfast food.

[Zanza]

SAN FRANCISCO (CN) - A man claims in court that a four-hour ride on a BMW motorcycle with a "ridge-like" seat gave him "a severe case of priapism," which left him "unable to engage in sexual activity."
     The man sued BMW of North America and Corbin-Pacific, which made the seat, in a bare bones complaint.
     Aside from four pages of checked boxes, the complaint states, in its entirety, that on May 1, 2010, "Plaintiff was riding his 1993 BMW motorcycle equipped with a Corbin-Pacific seat. The ride lasted approximately two hours each way to plaintiff's destination, after which plaintiff developed a severe case of priapism (a persistent, lasting erection). Plaintiff alleges that this condition was caused by the ridge-like seat on his motorcycle, negligently designed, manufactured and/or installed by defendants.
     "Plaintiff now suffers from priapism (a long lasting erection), and has been experiencing continuing problems since his motorcycle ride. He is now unable to engage in sexual activity, which is causing him substantial emotional and mental anguish. Plaintiff is distraught and distressed because of this. Defendants, and each of them, are liable to plaintiff due [to] their negligent design, manufacture and/or installation of the seat on plaintiff's motorcycle."
     He seeks damages for lost wages, personal injury, medical expenses, product liability and negligent infliction of emotional distress.

http://www.courthousenews.com/2012/04/27/46030.htm

[DGuller]

Wouldn't riding on a motorcycle with an erection be really, really painful?

[CountDeMoney]

Wouldn't riding on a motorcycle with an erection be really, really painful?

I imagine it would be difficult to shift with it.

[MadImmortalMan]

http://www.timesofisrael.com/knesset-approves-call-up-of-22-idf-battalions/

[Jacob]

http://www.timesofisrael.com/knesset-approves-call-up-of-22-idf-battalions/

Some great comments in the comments section there. There always is.

[Razgovory]

Some of those people sound like real nuts.

[Razgovory]

Mssr. Anger's new avatar made me laugh.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZErvASwdlU

[MadImmortalMan]

Mssr. Anger's new avatar made me laugh.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZErvASwdlU

Heh. Looks so old now. PG the band is great though.

[Barrister]

Litle kids are awesome.

Let's see, tonight my almost 2-year old:

-put on my adult shoes and had a blast walking around the main floor
-played at being a puppy dog, going around on all fours and "woof"ing at us; and
-put me to bed in his bed, then closed the door saying "night night"

[Syt]

I'll probably be headed to a Byzantium exhibition this Saturday.

http://www.schallaburg.at/en/exhibitions/allgemein

Be seduced by the precious exhibits of the exhibition "Golden Byzantium & the Orient" into the fascinating world of the Byzantine Empire!

Last year they had a pretty good one about Venice ("Sea power, art, carnival").

[Ideologue]

OK, why the fucking fuck fuck fuck will my phone not connect to the fucking computer?  I was supposed to leave like half an hour ago and this piece of fucking dickshit garbage will not let me access it, when I did everything in the EXACT SAME MANNER I PREVIOUSLY HAD DONE TO DO SO.  It shows up, then disappears; or it shows up, stays, but won't let me see or access the storage folders or create new ones.

Can I have even one, just one, good day?

Yeah, I know this is a First World problem.  I LIVE IN A FIRST WORLD COUNTRY.  This is what my forebears died for in World War II.  TO KEEP NAZIS FROM FUCKING UP MY ELECTRONIC EQUIPMENT.

[Ideologue]

if that's your purpose download it at home.

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