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Started by Sheilbh, May 06, 2015, 05:23:44 PM

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Who would you vote for?

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Sheilbh

Because I wish I didn't have to.

Also I couldn't find a linkable picture of the Cannabis is Safer than Alcohol candidate, alas. So we'll have to do without him :(
Let's bomb Russia!

Habbaku

Couldn't find any non-giant pics?
The medievals were only too right in taking nolo episcopari as the best reason a man could give to others for making him a bishop. Give me a king whose chief interest in life is stamps, railways, or race-horses; and who has the power to sack his Vizier (or whatever you care to call him) if he does not like the cut of his trousers.

Government is an abstract noun meaning the art and process of governing and it should be an offence to write it with a capital G or so as to refer to people.

-J. R. R. Tolkien

Sheilbh

Apologies for the staring into my soul picture. I had no idea that was so big :o

If a mod could change it, here's an alternative :lol:
Let's bomb Russia!

Habbaku

Voted for #4 because he looks the most businesslike.  Was tempted to vote #9 because of huge cans.
The medievals were only too right in taking nolo episcopari as the best reason a man could give to others for making him a bishop. Give me a king whose chief interest in life is stamps, railways, or race-horses; and who has the power to sack his Vizier (or whatever you care to call him) if he does not like the cut of his trousers.

Government is an abstract noun meaning the art and process of governing and it should be an offence to write it with a capital G or so as to refer to people.

-J. R. R. Tolkien

Habbaku

#5 is clearly failing the uncanny valley test.
The medievals were only too right in taking nolo episcopari as the best reason a man could give to others for making him a bishop. Give me a king whose chief interest in life is stamps, railways, or race-horses; and who has the power to sack his Vizier (or whatever you care to call him) if he does not like the cut of his trousers.

Government is an abstract noun meaning the art and process of governing and it should be an offence to write it with a capital G or so as to refer to people.

-J. R. R. Tolkien

Josquius

One looks like a very unsuitable and therefore good mp (like most greens?)
6 looks quite obviously laboury and puts me in mind of Patterson Joseph. So him.
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Eddie Teach

Voted #10 cause I like his tie.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Razgovory

Quote from: Habbaku on May 06, 2015, 05:26:12 PM
Voted for #4 because he looks the most businesslike.  Was tempted to vote #9 because of huge cans.

Good enough reason to me.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Admiral Yi

#2 most closely resembles homo sapien.

Honorable mention to Lebron James.

Razgovory

Quote from: Admiral Yi on May 06, 2015, 05:36:14 PM
#2 most closely resembles homo sapien.

Honorable mention to Lebron James.

I think she's one of the reds.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Sheilbh

Incidentally, the parties running in my constituency are:
Labour
Tories
Lib Dems
Whigs
UKIP
Greens
Workers Revolutionary Party
Trade Unionist and Socialist Coalition - Left Unity
National Health Action Party
All People's Party


And the not pictured Cannabis is Safer than Alcohol Party.
Let's bomb Russia!

Josquius

Whigs? :blink:


Damn you've a lot of parties.
We are usually lucky just to get all 3 majors, an independent  and one minor party (usually the loony right flavour of the month)
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Admiral Yi

Do y'all have a petition process to get little shit party candidates on the ballot?

Sheilbh

Quote from: Tyr on May 06, 2015, 05:46:38 PM
Damn you've a lot of parties.
We are usually lucky just to get all 3 majors, an independent  and one minor party (usually the loony right flavour of the month)
Slightly high profile incumbent.

QuoteDo y'all have a petition process to get little shit party candidates on the ballot?
Nope, just a £500 deposit which you lose if you win less than 5% of the vote.

I'm excited to see how many the Lib Dems lose :mmm:
Let's bomb Russia!

Valmy

The power of the stare compelled me to vote for #8.

QuoteI'm excited to see how many the Lib Dems lose

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Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."