California only has about one year’s supply of water left

[Caliga]

ne parlent pas français se il vous plaît

[Valmy]

ne parlent pas français se il vous plaît

Les enragés were the guys running around Paris during the French Revolution stiring up the sans culottes, sure counter-revolutionaries were hoarding grain from the people and creating famines (among many other things they were enraged about). Nous sommes trahis means 'we are betrayed' and is Jean Paul Marat's catch phrase.

So they were more references.

[lustindarkness]

WTF? I set it up for us to sing some Fankie goes to Hollywood.  You guys suck. 

[Valmy]

WTF? I set it up for us to sing some Fankie goes to Hollywood.  You guys suck. 

Fankie is a weird name.

[The Larch]

ne parlent pas français se il vous plaît

Les enragés were the guys running around Paris during the French Revolution stiring up the sans culottes, sure counter-revolutionaries were hoarding grain from the people and creating famines (among many other things they were enraged about). Nous sommes trahis means 'we are betrayed' and is Jean Paul Marat's catch phrase.

So they were more references.

Occupy La Bastille.

[lustindarkness]

WTF? I set it up for us to sing some Fankie goes to Hollywood.  You guys suck. 

Fankie is a weird name.

True, but the song was so catchy. 

[The Brain]

What happens when two tards go to war?

[jimmy olsen]

What happens when two tards go to war?

I don't know,  who are you fighting?

[Eddie Teach]

What happens when two tards go to war?

I don't know,  who are you fighting?

[garbon]

On something water related - I can't believe that UK water companies aren't charging per amount of water used. I am just getting charged a flat rate for the year as I don't have a water meter. I guess I can have a water party?

[alfred russel]

WTF? I set it up for us to sing some Fankie goes to Hollywood.  You guys suck. 

I got the reference, but took it as a set up to go do something other than sing. 

[jimmy olsen]

Bleed the Agripigs! 

http://news.yahoo.com/california-revises-drought-plan-pressure-cities-220454487.html

California revises drought plan after pressure from cities

Reuters
By Alex Dobuzinskis
April 18, 2015 6:04 PM

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - California water regulators on Saturday revised a still-tentative drought plan by easing cuts for Los Angeles and San Diego and bumping up reduction targets in the areas that consume the most water.

The changes are an apparent response to criticism from cities, which would have taken the brunt of the cuts under the original plan presented earlier this month. But regulators are standing pat on what critics say is the initial plan's leniency toward the state's huge agricultural industry.

With the country's most populous state entering the fourth year of a devastating drought, Governor Jerry Brown has ordered an overall 25 percent cut in urban water use though the first statewide mandatory reductions in California's history.

The plan, developed by the state's Water Resources Control Board, is scheduled to be approved in early May, but officials said more fine-tuning could take place before then.

"We're not at the point where we can set a single target for everywhere in California, because climates are so different and because we're in an emergency," Felicia Marcus, chair of the State Water Resources Control Board, said in a conference call with reporters.

Brown has said cities that already use less water than others would have to make relatively smaller cuts, while those with higher per-capita use are facing more stringent targets.

The plan that regulators presented earlier this month would have divided local water agencies into four tiers, imposing a 10 percent conservation standard on those that use less water per capita and a 35 percent standard on those that use the most.

The plan unveiled on Saturday essentially doubles the number of tiers. Regulators said the additional categories would mean agencies with similar levels of consumption would not fall into tiers with vastly different curtailment standards.

Los Angeles and San Diego, the state's No. 1 and No. 2 cities, respectively in population, would each find themselves in a tier with a mandatory curtailment of 16 percent under the revised plan, compared to 20 percent in the tier they would have fallen under in the previous plan.

The suppliers with the highest per capita water use would have to accept a 36 percent cut, up from 35 percent.

Meanwhile, environmentalists and some urban dwellers say the state's $45 billion agriculture industry should bear a greater share of water savings, given its massive water use.

But Marcus defended the industry, saying farmers have already "taken very severe cuts."

The water board has proposed fining water utilities up to $10,000 per day if they fail to persuade residents and businesses to meet their conservation goals.

(Reporting by Alex Dobuzinskis)

[Jaron]

Perhaps we could empty the oceans?

[Eddie Teach]

Maybe break off a chunk of some glacier and drag it. 

[HisMajestyBOB]

On something water related - I can't believe that UK water companies aren't charging per amount of water used. I am just getting charged a flat rate for the year as I don't have a water meter. I guess I can have a water party?

Has the UK ever had a drought? I was under the impression it rained 24/7 there.