Ok, we are now all old farts...but 'fess up

Started by PDH, February 08, 2015, 07:53:22 PM

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PDH

February 08, 2015, 07:53:22 PM
How old are you?


I am 1 year from AARP - 49 as of January, 7th.
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
-Umberto Eco

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"I'm pretty sure my level of depression has nothing to do with how much of a fucking asshole you are."

-CdM

Admiral Yi

#1
February 08, 2015, 07:57:49 PM
I'm a handful of change short of 52.

Ed Anger

#2
February 08, 2015, 07:59:21 PM
43. Feel like I'm 60. Get off my lawn.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Ideologue

#3
February 08, 2015, 08:01:50 PM
32.  Experiencing the long walking death.
Kinemalogue
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PDH

#4
February 08, 2015, 08:02:20 PM
I don't look a day over 60, btw.
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
-Umberto Eco

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"I'm pretty sure my level of depression has nothing to do with how much of a fucking asshole you are."

-CdM

CountDeMoney

#5
February 08, 2015, 08:02:35 PM
At 44, I have come to terms with--and now fully embrace--my Old Guyism:  hating on young people and waiting out the clock.

11B4V

#6
February 08, 2015, 08:05:34 PM
49
"there's a long tradition of insulting people we disagree with here, and I'll be damned if I listen to your entreaties otherwise."-OVB

"Obviously not a Berkut-commanded armored column.  They're not all brewing."- CdM

"We've reached one of our phase lines after the firefight and it smells bad—meaning it's a little bit suspicious... Could be an amb—".

mongers

#7
February 08, 2015, 08:08:03 PM
Just for our interest, 50 year old American males have a life expectancy of 79.5.   :)


Though I'm not sure I trust the website/tables I'm looking at.
"We have it in our power to begin the world over again"

PDH

#8
February 08, 2015, 08:12:10 PM
My dad is now 88, and he doesn't look a day over 86.
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
-Umberto Eco

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"I'm pretty sure my level of depression has nothing to do with how much of a fucking asshole you are."

-CdM

mongers

#9
February 08, 2015, 08:12:37 PM
Ok, this maybe a fun/Depressing website:

http://gosset.wharton.upenn.edu/mortality/perl/CalcForm.html

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Life Expectancy Results
Life Expectancy: 84.73 years
Lower Quartile: 76.82 years (75% chance you will live longer than this)
Median Lifetime: 86.18 years (50% chance you will live longer than this)
Upper Quartile: 93.73 years (25% chance you will live longer than this)
"We have it in our power to begin the world over again"

PDH

#10
February 08, 2015, 08:13:01 PM
Quote from: 11B4V on February 08, 2015, 08:05:34 PM
49

I remember the 1972 Olympics too!
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
-Umberto Eco

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"I'm pretty sure my level of depression has nothing to do with how much of a fucking asshole you are."

-CdM

katmai

#11
February 08, 2015, 08:14:09 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on February 08, 2015, 07:59:21 PM
43. Feel like I'm 60. Get off my lawn.
a man is only as old as the woman he feels, so Ed is like 18?
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

CountDeMoney

#12
February 08, 2015, 08:14:37 PM
Quote from: mongers on February 08, 2015, 08:08:03 PM
Just for our interest, 50 year old American males have a life expectancy of 79.5.   :)

Great, so many more years of job applications to look forward to.  Ya-fucking-hoo.

katmai

#13
February 08, 2015, 08:14:52 PM
And I turn 42 later this year.
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

mongers

#14
February 08, 2015, 08:16:26 PM
I need a drink.
"We have it in our power to begin the world over again"
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