12 Everyday Activities Unexpectedly Made Better With Marijuana

Started by garbon, February 11, 2015, 09:27:16 PM

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garbon

February 11, 2015, 09:27:16 PM
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Barrister

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February 12, 2015, 11:22:39 AM
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Eddie Teach

#3
February 12, 2015, 11:28:35 AM
I bet trying a case in court while high is OSSUM.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Valmy

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February 12, 2015, 11:29:15 AM
Why are those unexpectedly made better?  They strike me as the things one would expect to make better.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

garbon

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February 12, 2015, 11:29:42 AM
Quote from: Valmy on February 12, 2015, 11:29:15 AM
Why are those unexpectedly made better?  They strike me as the things one would expect to make better.

Agreed. I think the "unexpectedly" was a bit off.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

11B4V

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February 12, 2015, 11:35:39 AM
 :huh: How is reading better stoned? Wouldn't you just fall asleep.
"there's a long tradition of insulting people we disagree with here, and I'll be damned if I listen to your entreaties otherwise."-OVB

"Obviously not a Berkut-commanded armored column.  They're not all brewing."- CdM

"We've reached one of our phase lines after the firefight and it smells bad—meaning it's a little bit suspicious... Could be an amb—".

DGuller

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February 12, 2015, 11:37:03 AM
Quote from: 11B4V on February 12, 2015, 11:35:39 AM
:huh: How is reading better stoned? Wouldn't you just fall asleep.
:huh: Isn't that the purpose of reading?

crazy canuck

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February 12, 2015, 11:37:58 AM
Quote from: 11B4V on February 12, 2015, 11:35:39 AM
:huh: How is reading better stoned? Wouldn't you just fall asleep.

The key to all of those is that things "seem" better but of course that is really just the drug talking...

11B4V

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February 12, 2015, 11:39:02 AM
Quote from: DGuller on February 12, 2015, 11:37:03 AM
Quote from: 11B4V on February 12, 2015, 11:35:39 AM
:huh: How is reading better stoned? Wouldn't you just fall asleep.
:huh: Isn't that the purpose of reading?

OK, I didn't know that was the purpose of reading. I seem to have been mistaken all these years.
"there's a long tradition of insulting people we disagree with here, and I'll be damned if I listen to your entreaties otherwise."-OVB

"Obviously not a Berkut-commanded armored column.  They're not all brewing."- CdM

"We've reached one of our phase lines after the firefight and it smells bad—meaning it's a little bit suspicious... Could be an amb—".

Admiral Yi

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February 12, 2015, 11:40:53 AM
Quote from: Valmy on February 12, 2015, 11:29:15 AM
Why are those unexpectedly made better?  They strike me as the things one would expect to make better.

IMO things like house cleaning and laundry are counterintuitive.

DGuller

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February 12, 2015, 11:47:25 AM
Quote from: 11B4V on February 12, 2015, 11:39:02 AM
OK, I didn't know that was the purpose of reading. I seem to have been mistaken all these years.
:hug: That's okay, you can't learn these kinds of things in books.

celedhring

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February 12, 2015, 12:03:49 PM
Quote10. Writing

Tried it. It didn't go well.

Maximus

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February 12, 2015, 03:35:18 PM
Quote from: Valmy on February 12, 2015, 11:29:15 AM
Why are those unexpectedly made better?  They strike me as the things one would expect to make better.
Because regular use reduces reasoning ability.*



*mostly facetious.
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