The Shaving Poll

[11B4V]

Some tastes are objectively wrong.

... by what objective standard?

It's a known scientific fact that safety razors are the preferred razor of hipsters that still bother to shave.  Not as obvious as straight razors, so they're just ironic enough.

hipsters need to cut their throats with that safety razor.

That's not very nice.

You're not a hipster. 

Doesn't change what I said.

Also, someone called me one recently which I found a bit odd but oh well.

Hipsters to me are;

[garbon]

Well I do have facial hair and have been known to wear converse, boots, jeans and plaid. I also drink water out of mason jars.

[Admiral Yi]

Do you also have a fur bra?

[garbon]

Do you also have a fur bra?

No - but then I am also not a furry beast.

[Jacob]

Do you also have a fur bra?

No - but then I am also not a furry beast.

The furbidden love?

[Zanza]

Never really got the hipster hate. They seem mostly harmless.

[garbon]

Never really got the hipster hate. They seem mostly harmless.

I mostly find them annoying when they corner you when you are out at night and/or corner you at a friend's part and you have to be polite.

That and I can see how they could also be an issue for some as they were one of the waves of gentrification.

[CountDeMoney]

Poor hipsters up here in God's Country can't find a Starbucks to camp out in for hours with their Apple products, so they use the Panera Bread.  Poor bastards.

[DGuller]

What's your beef with single malt, anyhow?

Nothing in particular, apart from what I said.  It strikes me as something like gold:  it's perceived as valuable only because it's perceived as valuable.  I think that if you give someone not familiar with the single malt hype a choice of a good blended whiskey or a good single malt whiskey, they would consider single malt a foul brew.

[CountDeMoney]

Jet fuel and single malt jet fuel still tastes like jet fuel.

[The Brain]

What's your beef with single malt, anyhow?

Nothing in particular, apart from what I said.  It strikes me as something like gold:  it's perceived as valuable only because it's perceived as valuable.  I think that if you give someone not familiar with the single malt hype a choice of a good blended whiskey or a good single malt whiskey, they would consider single malt a foul brew.

You are a dangerously insane human being.

[Josephus]

I disliked hipsters before it was trendy to do so.

[Grey Fox]

Garbon is an hipster, atleast he would be if he wasn't gay.

You can't be gay & an hipster.

[Barrister]

Garbon is an hipster, atleast he would be if he wasn't gay.

You can't be gay & an hipster.

[Grey Fox]

It's like douchebag, it's a straight male label.