The Shaving Poll

[The Brain]

Garbon is an hipster, atleast he would be if he wasn't gay.

You can't be gay & an hipster.

Tell me about it. "An hipster"? His accent is a hoot.

[garbon]

Garbon is an hipster

Based on what evidence?

atleast he would be if he wasn't gay.

You can't be gay & an hipster.

No, sorry, sir, but that's incorrect.

[The Brain]

You should call me Sir more often I think.

[garbon]

You should call me Sir more often I think.

[The Brain]

You should call me Sir more often I think.

"Sir".

[garbon]

You should call me Sir more often I think.

"Sir".

[The Brain]

There's 4 of you now? 

[garbon]

Yes.

[garbon]

Also, here's a translated version for Siegy.

[crazy canuck]

cartridge razor.  Thinking about going old school and back to a straight razor though. 

[Admiral Yi]

Never really got the hipster hate. They seem mostly harmless.

I object to affectation.

[Admiral Yi]

I disliked hipsters before it was trendy to do so.

[Malthus]

cartridge razor.  Thinking about going old school and back to a straight razor though.

Lift your razor high!
Crazy!
Hear it singing!
Yes!
Stick it in the rosy skin of righteousness!
His voice was soft, his manner mild.
He seldom laughed but he often smiled.
He'd seen how civilized men behaved.
He never forgot
and he never forgave.
Not Crazy...
Not Crazy Canuck...
The Demon lawyer of Vancouver!

[Jacob]

Never really got the hipster hate. They seem mostly harmless.

I object to affectation.

That seems like an affectation on your part.

[DGuller]

What's your beef with single malt, anyhow?

Nothing in particular, apart from what I said.  It strikes me as something like gold:  it's perceived as valuable only because it's perceived as valuable.  I think that if you give someone not familiar with the single malt hype a choice of a good blended whiskey or a good single malt whiskey, they would consider single malt a foul brew.

You are a dangerously insane human being.

You can disagree with my opinion, though I'm not sure why you would want to.