Apple chief Tim Cook: 'I'm proud to be gay'

Started by Martinus, October 30, 2014, 06:56:59 AM

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Martinus

No gay person would wear a haircut like this. I think it just means that the Samsung CEO has come out as a nerd.

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CountDeMoney

Quote from: Martinus on October 30, 2014, 11:28:57 AM
No gay person would wear a haircut like this. I think it just means that the Samsung CEO has come out as a nerd.

Or, you know, Asian.  Same diff.

celedhring

Quote from: Legbiter on October 30, 2014, 11:23:55 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 30, 2014, 11:07:54 AM
Great, android-Apple fight brewing.

Samsung's CEO will counter by declaring himself a pansexual genderqueer otherkin (carrot).  :contract:

Apple to sue any other company appointing a gay CEO for patent infringement.

Hey, this is easy.

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Quote from: Martinus on October 30, 2014, 11:28:57 AM
No gay person would wear a haircut like this. I think it just means that the Samsung CEO has come out as a nerd.

He looks like he hosts a wacky game show.
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dps

Quote from: Martinus on October 30, 2014, 11:28:57 AM
No gay person would wear a haircut like this. I think it just means that the Samsung CEO has come out as a nerd.

I don't think that's actually a haircut.  I think it's either a toupee, or maybe a piece of Tupperware.

derspiess

Quote from: Peter Wiggin on October 30, 2014, 11:59:57 AM
Quote from: Martinus on October 30, 2014, 11:28:57 AM
No gay person would wear a haircut like this. I think it just means that the Samsung CEO has come out as a nerd.

He looks like he hosts a wacky game show.

I get kind of an Asian Eugene Levy vibe from him.
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Barrister

I had no idea one picture of Boo-Keun Yoon would generate so much conversation! :lol:

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derspiess

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Valmy

Told you this was a lagging indicator and there would be plenty of gay CEOs soon.  All your angst and hand-wringing looks silly now eh Mart
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Valmy

Quote from: Barrister on October 30, 2014, 01:06:50 PM
I had no idea one picture of Boo-Keun Yoon would generate so much conversation! :lol:



Depending on how next weeks interview goes he might soon be my lord and master.
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Quote from: Valmy on October 30, 2014, 02:31:01 PM
Quote from: Barrister on October 30, 2014, 01:06:50 PM
I had no idea one picture of Boo-Keun Yoon would generate so much conversation! :lol:



Depending on how next weeks interview goes he might soon be my lord and master.

If he makes his feudal retainers wear his livery, it will not be worh it.  :P
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