Apple chief Tim Cook: 'I'm proud to be gay'

Started by Martinus, October 30, 2014, 06:56:59 AM

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Martinus

No gay person would wear a haircut like this. I think it just means that the Samsung CEO has come out as a nerd.

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CountDeMoney

Quote from: Martinus on October 30, 2014, 11:28:57 AM
No gay person would wear a haircut like this. I think it just means that the Samsung CEO has come out as a nerd.

Or, you know, Asian.  Same diff.

celedhring

Quote from: Legbiter on October 30, 2014, 11:23:55 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 30, 2014, 11:07:54 AM
Great, android-Apple fight brewing.

Samsung's CEO will counter by declaring himself a pansexual genderqueer otherkin (carrot).  :contract:

Apple to sue any other company appointing a gay CEO for patent infringement.

Hey, this is easy.

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Quote from: Martinus on October 30, 2014, 11:28:57 AM
No gay person would wear a haircut like this. I think it just means that the Samsung CEO has come out as a nerd.

He looks like he hosts a wacky game show.
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Quote from: Martinus on October 30, 2014, 11:28:57 AM
No gay person would wear a haircut like this. I think it just means that the Samsung CEO has come out as a nerd.

I don't think that's actually a haircut.  I think it's either a toupee, or maybe a piece of Tupperware.

derspiess

Quote from: Peter Wiggin on October 30, 2014, 11:59:57 AM
Quote from: Martinus on October 30, 2014, 11:28:57 AM
No gay person would wear a haircut like this. I think it just means that the Samsung CEO has come out as a nerd.

He looks like he hosts a wacky game show.

I get kind of an Asian Eugene Levy vibe from him.
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I had no idea one picture of Boo-Keun Yoon would generate so much conversation! :lol:

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derspiess

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Valmy

Told you this was a lagging indicator and there would be plenty of gay CEOs soon.  All your angst and hand-wringing looks silly now eh Mart
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Valmy

Quote from: Barrister on October 30, 2014, 01:06:50 PM
I had no idea one picture of Boo-Keun Yoon would generate so much conversation! :lol:



Depending on how next weeks interview goes he might soon be my lord and master.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

QuoteAs democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.

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Quote from: Valmy on October 30, 2014, 02:31:01 PM
Quote from: Barrister on October 30, 2014, 01:06:50 PM
I had no idea one picture of Boo-Keun Yoon would generate so much conversation! :lol:



Depending on how next weeks interview goes he might soon be my lord and master.

If he makes his feudal retainers wear his livery, it will not be worh it.  :P
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