Burger King to buy Tim Horton to cut tax expenses?

[derspiess]

Is that the actress, the Irish one?

No, but I wish she lived in Ireland.   That is Ms. Sandra Fluke, who didn't have $4 to buy whore pills but did find the $1,000 for the filing fee to run for Congress.

[Ed Anger]

I wouldn't fuck her if you paid me a thousand. What an ugly woman.

[viper37]

Canadian corporate tax rates

Unlike US, there are no provinces with zero tax rates for corporations.  And IIRC, State tax is deductible from Federal tax?  And stock options are qualified as an expense under US tax laws?

State taxes are deductible. Some stock options qualify as a deduction, but in those cases the employee must pay taxes.

The biggest difference isn't that Canada has lower tax rates, but that Canada doesn't tax worldwide income.

Looking closer at the situation...

Florida has 0% Personal tax income.
Ontarian residents can get very reduced personal income tax on dividends, sometimes even 0%.

Fiscal conventions means Americans can be taxed in Canada or USA.

Doing it this way, Canadian & American shareholders benefit from a reduced corporate tax rate (about 7-8% less) and 0% personal income tax on their dividend revenues for most of the major shareholders.  Brilliant move.  More dividends, less taxes.

[viper37]

Hopefully that wouldn't prevent Mayor McCheese from winning the upcoming mayoral election in Toronto and restoring some dignity to that office.

these guys are wise, since the new headoffice will be in Hamilton, IIRC.  No silly Ford to mess with them.

[Caliga]

I wouldn't fuck her if you paid me a thousand. What an ugly woman.

It's kind of hard to tell from the pic but it looks like she may possibly have nice tits.

[Ed Anger]

Who cares about tits? 

[Caliga]

Who cares about tits? 

Pistols at dawn.

[Ed Anger]

Who cares about tits? 

Pistols at dawn.

MAH PISTUL

[Barrister]

Who cares about tits? 

Pistols at dawn.

MAH PISTUL

Next on Languish... When Cal's memes collide!

[CountDeMoney]

I think this "buy out" makes perfect sense. Now the worst burger place in the world can sell the worst coffee. Deal made in heaven.

You've clearly never had McDonald's burgers

Blaspheme

[Siege]

Who cares about tits? 

Pistols at dawn.

Why would give monkeybutt the chance to shoot you by wild luck?
Choose knives.
He can't knife-fight.

[Eddie Teach]

Choose knives, but then bring a gun. It's the Chicago way.

[Ed Anger]

Who cares about tits? 

Pistols at dawn.

Why would give monkeybutt the chance to shoot you by wild luck?
Choose knives.
He can't knife-fight.

Don't take fighting tips from a Arab Cal.

[Josephus]

In n' out is really the name of a burger place, or is that, like, a joke?

[Ed Anger]

In n' out is really the name of a burger place, or is that, like, a joke?

Not a joke