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Valmy

#3135
June 02, 2015, 01:48:37 PM
Quote from: Caliga on June 02, 2015, 01:44:26 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 02, 2015, 01:36:48 PM
Jesus.

That Flowers chick is the only one coming in at less than 12 beers.
:mad: Monica is underrated.  I mean, those tits :perv:

:blush: agreed.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

derspiess

#3136
June 02, 2015, 01:49:51 PM
Quote from: Caliga on June 02, 2015, 01:44:26 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 02, 2015, 01:36:48 PM
Jesus.

That Flowers chick is the only one coming in at less than 12 beers.
:mad: Monica is underrated.  I mean, those tits :perv:

And huge ass.  Hooray for that & stuff.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Barrister

#3137
June 02, 2015, 01:50:28 PM
Quote from: derspiess on June 02, 2015, 01:49:51 PM
Quote from: Caliga on June 02, 2015, 01:44:26 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 02, 2015, 01:36:48 PM
Jesus.

That Flowers chick is the only one coming in at less than 12 beers.
:mad: Monica is underrated.  I mean, those tits :perv:

And huge ass.  Hooray for that & stuff.

Indeed.
Posts here are my own private opinions.  I do not speak for my employer.

derspiess

#3138
June 02, 2015, 02:06:31 PM
I meant that ironically.  Just so we're clear on that.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Barrister

#3139
June 02, 2015, 02:10:18 PM
Quote from: derspiess on June 02, 2015, 02:06:31 PM
I meant that ironically.  Just so we're clear on that.

And I meant it sincerely.  Hooray for big boobies and asses. :perv:
Posts here are my own private opinions.  I do not speak for my employer.

Caliga

#3140
June 02, 2015, 02:23:04 PM
My opinion may be colored by the fact that, at the time the Lewinsky scandal broke, I was dating a girl who looked similar to her.  My requests to re-enact Monicagate with her were angrily denied though. :(
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Malthus

#3141
June 02, 2015, 02:26:29 PM
Quote from: Caliga on June 02, 2015, 02:23:04 PM
My opinion may be colored by the fact that, at the time the Lewinsky scandal broke, I was dating a girl who looked similar to her.  My requests to re-enact Monicagate with her were angrily denied though. :(

What, she disapproved of your brand of cigars?  :hmm:
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

derspiess

#3142
June 02, 2015, 02:27:29 PM
Never knew Cal dated a colored girl.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Caliga

#3143
June 02, 2015, 02:27:51 PM Last Edit: June 02, 2015, 02:30:22 PM by Caliga
Quote from: derspiess on June 02, 2015, 02:27:29 PM
Never knew Cal dated a colored girl.
:huh:

edit: oh. :sleep:
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derspiess

#3144
June 02, 2015, 02:32:58 PM
Not that there would be anything wrong with that.  I ended up marrying a part-Irish woman, FFS.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Barrister

#3145
June 02, 2015, 02:33:51 PM
Quote from: derspiess on June 02, 2015, 02:32:58 PM
Not that there would be anything wrong with that.  I ended up marrying a part-Irish woman, FFS.

Race traitor. :mad:
Posts here are my own private opinions.  I do not speak for my employer.

The Brain

#3146
June 02, 2015, 02:54:04 PM
Quote from: Caliga on June 02, 2015, 02:23:04 PM
My opinion may be colored by the fact that, at the time the Lewinsky scandal broke, I was dating a girl who looked similar to her.  My requests to re-enact Monicagate with her were angrily denied though. :(

You did have sex with her?
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Valmy

#3147
June 02, 2015, 02:58:58 PM
It depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Caliga

#3148
June 02, 2015, 03:07:22 PM
I.  Did.  Not.  Have.  Sexual.  Relations.  With.  That.  Woman.

Oh, wait, indeed I did have an relationship that was not appropriate. :blush:
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Razgovory

#3149
June 02, 2015, 03:43:35 PM
Quote from: derspiess on June 02, 2015, 01:49:51 PM
Quote from: Caliga on June 02, 2015, 01:44:26 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 02, 2015, 01:36:48 PM
Jesus.

That Flowers chick is the only one coming in at less than 12 beers.
:mad: Monica is underrated.  I mean, those tits :perv:

And huge ass.  Hooray for that & stuff.

And a big belly, legs, arms, etc.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017
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