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Started by Viking, June 08, 2009, 06:38:48 PM

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Viking

June 08, 2009, 06:38:48 PM
Just restarting an old thread.. "How many five year olds would be needed to take you down?"
First Maxim - "There are only two amounts, too few and enough."
First Corollary - "You cannot have too many soldiers, only too few supplies."
Second Maxim - "Be willing to exchange a bad idea for a good one."
Second Corollary - "You can only be wrong or agree with me."

A terrorist which starts a slaughter quoting Locke, Burke and Mill has completely missed the point.
The fact remains that the only person or group to applaud the Norway massacre are random Islamists.

jimmy olsen

#1
June 08, 2009, 06:50:01 PM
The title's rather creepy, but if they're unarmed I don't see how they can do much damage.

Am I looked in a room with them or something?
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Grey Fox

#2
June 08, 2009, 07:06:25 PM
8 if they all weight under 100 pounds. Adjust accordingly.

Altho, I'm holding no bars, going straight for the throats.
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Drakken

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June 09, 2009, 09:46:13 AM Last Edit: June 09, 2009, 09:49:45 AM by Drakken
Quote from: Viking on June 08, 2009, 06:38:48 PM
Just restarting an old thread.. "How many five year olds would be needed to take you down?"

Given that I failed twice to kill get rid of my baby sister when I was 5 yo, I'd say it would take A LOT of five year olds to take me down.  :blush:

lustindarkness

#4
June 09, 2009, 10:15:43 AM
We have had this before, for one, it depends if they are coming at you single file or on all sides at the same time. Also, will they just cry when hit or will they be pissed off 5 year olds? Also depends on who is the target, if any weapons are involved, training, etc...


So, all at the the same time, pissed off 5 year olds, surprise me with no weapons? 5 - 7 if they have a few good lucky first hits.
8-10 if I'm ready for them.
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Valmy

#5
June 09, 2009, 10:18:11 AM
Depends...do these 5 year olds have guns?
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DisturbedPervert

#6
June 09, 2009, 10:28:30 AM
Unless they're zombified they're gonna run after you smash a couple of them.

Korea

#7
June 09, 2009, 11:06:51 AM
Quote from: Drakken on June 09, 2009, 09:46:13 AM
Quote from: Viking on June 08, 2009, 06:38:48 PM
Just restarting an old thread.. "How many five year olds would be needed to take you down?"

Given that I failed twice to kill get rid of my baby sister when I was 5 yo, I'd say it would take A LOT of five year olds to take me down.  :blush:

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Korea

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June 09, 2009, 11:07:09 AM
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I want my mother fucking points!

Slargos

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June 09, 2009, 11:37:31 AM
Quote from: Korea on June 09, 2009, 11:06:51 AM
Quote from: Drakken on June 09, 2009, 09:46:13 AM
Quote from: Viking on June 08, 2009, 06:38:48 PM
Just restarting an old thread.. "How many five year olds would be needed to take you down?"

Given that I failed twice to kill get rid of my baby sister when I was 5 yo, I'd say it would take A LOT of five year olds to take me down.  :blush:

What is your avatar?

Reminds me of an old RPG booklet.

BuddhaRhubarb

#10
June 09, 2009, 11:39:32 AM
Quote from: Valmy on June 09, 2009, 10:18:11 AM
Depends...do these 5 year olds have guns?

this is a salient question.
:p

Berkut

#11
June 09, 2009, 11:42:30 AM
I don't think any number could do it, since 5 year olds are not going to be willing to take any punishment.
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Slargos

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June 09, 2009, 11:42:38 AM
Quote from: BuddhaRhubarb on June 09, 2009, 11:39:32 AM
Quote from: Valmy on June 09, 2009, 10:18:11 AM
Depends...do these 5 year olds have guns?

this is a salient question.

Operative word being "a". It is unfortunately meaningless without the follow up question of "If yes, are they trained in their use?"

Viking

#13
June 09, 2009, 01:06:29 PM
Assume they are willing to fight to the death and unarmed.
First Maxim - "There are only two amounts, too few and enough."
First Corollary - "You cannot have too many soldiers, only too few supplies."
Second Maxim - "Be willing to exchange a bad idea for a good one."
Second Corollary - "You can only be wrong or agree with me."

A terrorist which starts a slaughter quoting Locke, Burke and Mill has completely missed the point.
The fact remains that the only person or group to applaud the Norway massacre are random Islamists.

Berkut

#14
June 09, 2009, 01:20:42 PM
Quote from: Viking on June 09, 2009, 01:06:29 PM
Assume they are willing to fight to the death and unarmed.

Then only 1, since I am not willing to kill a 5 year old.
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