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Started by Viking, June 08, 2009, 06:38:48 PM

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HVC

#15
June 09, 2009, 01:45:15 PM
Quote from: Berkut on June 09, 2009, 11:42:30 AM
I don't think any number could do it, since 5 year olds are not going to be willing to take any punishment.
Crackhead 5 year olds who'll only get their fix once they gut you.

I say 6 for me.
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

Viking

#16
June 09, 2009, 01:49:44 PM
Quote from: Berkut on June 09, 2009, 01:20:42 PM
Quote from: Viking on June 09, 2009, 01:06:29 PM
Assume they are willing to fight to the death and unarmed.

Then only 1, since I am not willing to kill a 5 year old.

If you were John Connor SkyNet would slay you with a Japanese Anime Baby terminator.
First Maxim - "There are only two amounts, too few and enough."
First Corollary - "You cannot have too many soldiers, only too few supplies."
Second Maxim - "Be willing to exchange a bad idea for a good one."
Second Corollary - "You can only be wrong or agree with me."

A terrorist which starts a slaughter quoting Locke, Burke and Mill has completely missed the point.
The fact remains that the only person or group to applaud the Norway massacre are random Islamists.

Drakken

#17
June 09, 2009, 02:13:51 PM
Quote from: Korea on June 09, 2009, 11:06:51 AM
Quote from: Drakken on June 09, 2009, 09:46:13 AM
Quote from: Viking on June 08, 2009, 06:38:48 PM
Just restarting an old thread.. "How many five year olds would be needed to take you down?"

Given that I failed twice to kill get rid of my baby sister when I was 5 yo, I'd say it would take A LOT of five year olds to take me down.  :blush:

What is your avatar?

Lucita y Aragòn, famous Lasombra NPC in both Vampire: the Masquerade and  Vampire: the Dark Ages.

She is featured on the cover of the 3rd ed. Lasombra Clanbook.

syk

#18
June 09, 2009, 02:50:54 PM
Quote from: Drakken on June 09, 2009, 02:13:51 PM
Quote from: Korea on June 09, 2009, 11:06:51 AM
Quote from: Drakken on June 09, 2009, 09:46:13 AM
Quote from: Viking on June 08, 2009, 06:38:48 PM
Just restarting an old thread.. "How many five year olds would be needed to take you down?"

Given that I failed twice to kill get rid of my baby sister when I was 5 yo, I'd say it would take A LOT of five year olds to take me down.  :blush:

What is your avatar?

Lucita y Aragòn, famous Lasombra NPC in both Vampire: the Masquerade and  Vampire: the Dark Ages.

She is featured on the cover of the 3rd ed. Lasombra Clanbook.
:thumbsup:
Moncada spawn ftw!

Jaron

#19
June 09, 2009, 02:52:44 PM
Quote from: Drakken on June 09, 2009, 02:13:51 PM
Quote from: Korea on June 09, 2009, 11:06:51 AM
Quote from: Drakken on June 09, 2009, 09:46:13 AM
Quote from: Viking on June 08, 2009, 06:38:48 PM
Just restarting an old thread.. "How many five year olds would be needed to take you down?"

Given that I failed twice to kill get rid of my baby sister when I was 5 yo, I'd say it would take A LOT of five year olds to take me down.  :blush:

What is your avatar?

Lucita y Aragòn, famous Lasombra NPC in both Vampire: the Masquerade and  Vampire: the Dark Ages.

She is featured on the cover of the 3rd ed. Lasombra Clanbook.

:nerd:
Winner of THE grumbler point.

dps

#20
June 09, 2009, 09:21:54 PM
Quote from: Viking on June 09, 2009, 01:06:29 PM
Assume they are willing to fight to the death and unarmed.

In that case, and also assuming that they don't take me by surprise and don't have any special training, at least 24.

Korea

#21
June 09, 2009, 11:37:48 PM
Quote from: Drakken on June 09, 2009, 02:13:51 PM
Quote from: Korea on June 09, 2009, 11:06:51 AM
Quote from: Drakken on June 09, 2009, 09:46:13 AM
Quote from: Viking on June 08, 2009, 06:38:48 PM
Just restarting an old thread.. "How many five year olds would be needed to take you down?"

Given that I failed twice to kill get rid of my baby sister when I was 5 yo, I'd say it would take A LOT of five year olds to take me down.  :blush:

What is your avatar?

Lucita y Aragòn, famous Lasombra NPC in both Vampire: the Masquerade and  Vampire: the Dark Ages.

She is featured on the cover of the 3rd ed. Lasombra Clanbook.
cool. i like it.
I want my mother fucking points!

Razgovory

#22
June 10, 2009, 12:11:44 AM
One five year old tiger would be more then enought to take me down.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Lucidor

#23
June 10, 2009, 02:41:03 AM
http://www.lux.is/lux/english/images/norway/gustav-vigeland.jpg

I just love that picture! (no clothes though, so prude employers may not approve)

Berkut

#24
June 10, 2009, 07:34:18 AM
Quote from: Lucidor on June 10, 2009, 02:41:03 AM
http://www.lux.is/lux/english/images/norway/gustav-vigeland.jpg

I just love that picture! (no clothes though, so prude employers may not approve)



WTF is that???
"If you think this has a happy ending, then you haven't been paying attention."

select * from users where clue > 0
0 rows returned

Slargos

#25
June 10, 2009, 07:58:00 AM Last Edit: June 10, 2009, 08:00:00 AM by Slargos
Quote from: Berkut on June 10, 2009, 07:34:18 AM
Quote from: Lucidor on June 10, 2009, 02:41:03 AM
http://www.lux.is/lux/english/images/norway/gustav-vigeland.jpg

I just love that picture! (no clothes though, so prude employers may not approve)



WTF is that???

A Norwegian sculptor dropped by Languish, noticed the old "How many 5-year olds could you take" thread and was inspired by it to create a sculpture on the subject in the Vigeland Park.

Berkut

#26
June 10, 2009, 07:59:14 AM
Quote from: Slargos on June 10, 2009, 07:58:00 AM
Quote from: Berkut on June 10, 2009, 07:34:18 AM
Quote from: Lucidor on June 10, 2009, 02:41:03 AM
http://www.lux.is/lux/english/images/norway/gustav-vigeland.jpg

I just love that picture! (no clothes though, so prude employers may not approve)



WTF is that???

A Norwegian sculptor dropped by Languish, noticed the old "How many 5-year olds could you take" thread and was inspired by it to create a sculpture on the subject in the Vigeland Park.



Those are rather clearly NOT 5 year olds.
"If you think this has a happy ending, then you haven't been paying attention."

select * from users where clue > 0
0 rows returned

Slargos

#27
June 10, 2009, 08:00:25 AM
Quote from: Berkut on June 10, 2009, 07:59:14 AM
Quote from: Slargos on June 10, 2009, 07:58:00 AM
Quote from: Berkut on June 10, 2009, 07:34:18 AM
Quote from: Lucidor on June 10, 2009, 02:41:03 AM
http://www.lux.is/lux/english/images/norway/gustav-vigeland.jpg

I just love that picture! (no clothes though, so prude employers may not approve)



WTF is that???

A Norwegian sculptor dropped by Languish, noticed the old "How many 5-year olds could you take" thread and was inspired by it to create a sculpture on the subject in the Vigeland Park.



Those are rather clearly NOT 5 year olds.

How should I know how the mind of artists work?  :huh:

Grey Fox

#28
June 10, 2009, 08:03:03 AM
Quote from: Berkut on June 10, 2009, 07:34:18 AM
Quote from: Lucidor on June 10, 2009, 02:41:03 AM
http://www.lux.is/lux/english/images/norway/gustav-vigeland.jpg

I just love that picture! (no clothes though, so prude employers may not approve)



WTF is that???

It's a representation of the modern human male being increasingly forced to assume traditionally female roles & losing the fight against it.
Colonel Caliga is Awesome.

Lucidor

#29
June 10, 2009, 11:51:53 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on June 10, 2009, 08:03:03 AM
Quote from: Berkut on June 10, 2009, 07:34:18 AM
Quote from: Lucidor on June 10, 2009, 02:41:03 AM
http://www.lux.is/lux/english/images/norway/gustav-vigeland.jpg

I just love that picture! (no clothes though, so prude employers may not approve)



WTF is that???

It's a representation of the modern human male being increasingly forced to assume traditionally female roles & losing the fight against it.
I don't know, he looks to be winning that fight...
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