5 y.o. assault

[Slargos]

http://www.lux.is/lux/english/images/norway/gustav-vigeland.jpg

I just love that picture! (no clothes though, so prude employers may not approve)

WTF is that???

It's a representation of the modern human male being increasingly forced to assume traditionally female roles & losing the fight against it.

I don't know, he looks to be winning that fight...

Looks can be deceiving. Why is he in a fight to begin with? Those must be devil-babies, to be able to actually cause defensive physical violence to take place. Any moment one of them will bite through is throat and that's all she wrote.

[garbon]

Actually, she wrote murder.

[Malthus]

http://www.lux.is/lux/english/images/norway/gustav-vigeland.jpg

I just love that picture! (no clothes though, so prude employers may not approve)

I was thinking of that sculpture as well. 

[DGuller]

It depends on what kind of place you're confronting them in.  Wide open space would obviously be much more problematic than a narrow hallway.  If they can surround you, then they'll wear you down pretty quickly, and you'll have a hard time landing a solid blow. 

Another advantage of the hallway is that after a while, you can pile up the bodies to form a barricade and slow the attackers to a trickle, which would also help counteract the inevitable fatigue.  No matter how easy it is to snap a five year old neck, it wears you out after the first couple of dozen.