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Started by jimmy olsen, January 26, 2014, 08:41:25 PM

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derspiess

Butch Otter wins in Idaho.  What a name.
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jimmy olsen

Quote from: sbr on November 04, 2014, 11:47:40 PM
Medical Marijuana failed in Florida.
They got 57%, why did they need 60%?
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Quote from: CountDeMoney on November 05, 2014, 12:26:28 AM

The man did lines of coke off Linda Ronstadt's body.  What have you done?

That's pretty impressive, really.
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sbr

Quote from: jimmy olsen on November 05, 2014, 12:39:37 AM
Quote from: sbr on November 04, 2014, 11:47:40 PM
Medical Marijuana failed in Florida.
They got 57%, why did they need 60%?

I was just going off of what was called by pollsters, never saw the numbers.

CountDeMoney

Here's an exit poll quote for ya, derspeiss.   :lol:

QuoteGun regulations were at the top of the list for David Walton, a 69-year-old who lives in Dundalk and threatened to leave the state if gun owners were not given more rights.

"I am planning my escape route," Walton said. "As long as they've got a state here hell-bent on disobeying the Constitution, I'm not going to stick around to try and repair it. I'm moving to Tennessee, where there are low taxes and it's firearm-friendly."

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derspiess

CNN's coverage is worst so far.  Between Van Williams's bizarre theories on what Republican voters support and the incoherent rants of that scary latina woman, it gets the WTF Award.  And Candy Crowley looks like she needs some carryout delivered ASAP.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

derspiess

Umm why are the guys on Fox News wearing cowboy hats and handkerchiefs?
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

CountDeMoney

Ugh, CNN.  I'd rather listen to Greg Gumbel and Dan Dierdorf plod through election results.

CountDeMoney

Quote from: derspiess on November 05, 2014, 12:52:02 AM
Umm why are the guys on Fox News wearing cowboy hats and handkerchiefs?

Probably celebrating the defeat of that Texas whore you hate so much.  Whoo, doggies.

CountDeMoney

Meanwhile on Esquire HD, back-to-back broadcasts of the 1985 Red Dawn.   :lol:

derspiess

I used to work with a guy who looked exactly like Bret Baier.  And he sounded like Garrison Keillor. 
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

derspiess

Quote from: CountDeMoney on November 05, 2014, 12:55:05 AM
Meanwhile on Esquire HD, back-to-back broadcasts of the 1985 Red Dawn.   :lol:

Don't try to distract me :angry:
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

CountDeMoney

Quote from: CountDeMoney on November 05, 2014, 12:55:05 AM
Meanwhile on Esquire HD, back-to-back broadcasts of the 1985 Red Dawn.   :lol:

You know, I never got why they melted down after the execution scene.  Sure, it's cold and they're tired of fighting, but they were being served on a platter to the Cossacks by one of their own.

But I suppose when Powers Boothe is written out of the script, shit just goes downhill for you.

derspiess

No shit.  I'd totally go Robert and execute the rat.  But Powers Boothe was the glue that held them together.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

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