NFL Final Four

[CountDeMoney]

Fuck you and your bucket of Original Recipe, Nanook.

[katmai]

Irsay before Modell!

[Neil]

As it should be.

Is it?  I mean, DeBartolo crafted what might have been the most dominant team of all time, but Modell was instrumental in crafting the league as a whole.

Or are you just trolling CdM?

[katmai]

As it should be.

Is it?  I mean, DeBartolo crafted what might have been the most dominant team of all time, but Modell was instrumental in crafting the league as a whole.

Or are you just trolling CdM?

I'd think my next post answered that.

[Neil]

As it should be.

Is it?  I mean, DeBartolo crafted what might have been the most dominant team of all time, but Modell was instrumental in crafting the league as a whole.

Or are you just trolling CdM?

I'd think my next post answered that.

lol.  Yes.

[Tonitrus]

I must admit...while I may be seeing it somewhat remotely, it seems mindless Seattle-based Seahawks media hype is at a much higher level than their last appearance in 2005.

[alfred russel]

How the hell do they decide which offensive linemen get in?

The Sportswriters try to remember which lineman John Madden circled with his telestrator and said something like: "That is my kind of guy right there. You don't want to see that guy coming your way. If you are playing defense or hosting Thanksgiving. He is the kind of guy that can your whole Turkducken by himself." Then they put that guy in the Hall.

[sbr]

Walter Jones started 180 games at left tackle in the NFL.  In those games the Seahawks attempted over 5000 pass attempts; Jones gave up 23 sacks and was called for holding 7 (or 9, I forget) times. 

I don't have a source, I head it on TV last night.

[CountDeMoney]

Sports reporter Bonnie Bernstein suffered an injury at Boomer Esiason's Friars Club Roast last week when she was hit by a flying football.

One of the roast's sponsors, Redd's Apple Ale, had set up a dunk tank on a red carpet before the event with a babe inside.

Former Falcon running back Jamal Anderson tried his luck — but his throw ricocheted off the target and hit Bernstein in the face.

"She had her hands over her face and was offered ice," a spy said. "It looked like it really hurt." Anderson apologized and said, "She'll be fine," as Bernstein walked away. But Bernstein told us, "I'm not OK," while reapplying makeup in another room. She then asked, "Where's the green room? I need to go to the green room!"

Considering the size of the schnoz she has now, I can only imagine what it looked like after that.  Probably got its own zip code.

[Ed Anger]

Fox Sports sucks.

[derspiess]

Narcissist in Chief tweeted a pic of himself throwing a football. Because, you know, today is all about him.

[Admiral Yi]

   C'mon man, lighten up.

[derspiess]

No.

[Tonitrus]

Joe Namath and his pimpin fur coat. 

[alfred russel]

Not a good punt for Colquit. If he wants to be considered for the Hall he is going need to step up on the big stage.