Scottish woman bites car

[Syt]

Much as it is pleasant to see the Scots get a good kicking, it appears from the article that she is Welsh and the incident happened in Wales 

Meh, it was sent to me by my Scottish manager from a Scottish news site. Naturally, I presumed it was Scottish news.

[Valmy]

Much as it is pleasant to see the Scots get a good kicking, it appears from the article that she is Welsh and the incident happened in Wales 

Do Welsh people typically get drunk and bite cars while doing a funeral wake? 

[Brazen]

Do Welsh people typically get drunk and bite cars while doing a funeral wake?

Welsh people are quite splendid at being drunk:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/maciejdakowicz/sets/1391696/

Daily Fail alert:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2040260/Maciej-Dakowicz-Cardiff-After-Dark-binge-drinking-images-turned-Britain-laughing-stock.html

[Ed Anger]

Ahhhh, the drunken Cardiff pictures. Tamas will soon be in them as soon as he finds the alcohol aftershave.

Naked and holding a beet.

[Admiral Yi]

Not as entertaining as the Scottish puking pictures.

[DontSayBanana]

Welsh people are quite splendid at being drunk:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/maciejdakowicz/sets/1391696/

Oh lord, the dude in the purple dress with the pink hat wins so hard.  Clearly, he could win the Languish drinking game.

[Malthus]

Well, now I know where to go if I ever want to get falling down drunk and wallow in garbage. 

[Syt]

Welsh people are quite splendid at being drunk:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/maciejdakowicz/sets/1391696/

That explains a lot about my half Welsh colleague when she's drunk ... 

[Maximus]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep-fried_pizza

In the east of Scotland they can be served with "salt and sauce", where the pizza is smothered in brown sauce before being folded in half after being fried. In the west they are generally served with salt and vinegar.

What the hell is brown sauce? British people are so great at making even the non-disgusting parts of their cuisine sound disgusting.

[Syt]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep-fried_pizza

In the east of Scotland they can be served with "salt and sauce", where the pizza is smothered in brown sauce before being folded in half after being fried. In the west they are generally served with salt and vinegar.

What the hell is brown sauce? British people are so great at making even the non-disgusting parts of their cuisine sound disgusting.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brown_sauce

For some reason my supermarket has HP barbecue sauces and brown sauce.

[Admiral Yi]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brown_sauce

Doesn't sound as nasty as I had thought.

[Maximus]

Ah, HP sauce. Still quite nasty

[Berkut]

Well, now I know where to go if I ever want to get falling down drunk and wallow in garbage. 

Why is there so much garbage everywhere? Don't they have public sanitation in Great Britain?

[Admiral Yi]

I think it's New Years or some other significant outdoor binge drinking holiday.  A lot of places are going to get garbaged up, not just Wales.

[Richard Hakluyt]

Yi's right, the garbage will be cleaned up the following morning. It appears that something like 50% of the UK population feel it is ok to dump litter if the bins are full. Don't see it that way myself, if you can carry a full bottle of champagne to a street celebration then it is easy enough to carry an empty bottle back home for sanitary disposal.