Playoffs? Don't talk about playoffs. Are you kidding me? NFL Playoff thread.

Started by katmai, January 03, 2014, 11:37:21 PM

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Savonarola

#150
January 16, 2014, 10:48:53 AM
Ryan Tannehill's wife returns rental car, forgets AR-15 rifle in the back seat

As Dave Barry put it; there goes the last hope for the Dolphin's offense.   :(
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derspiess

#151
January 16, 2014, 10:51:06 AM
It's like, "Hey-- free rifle!"
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Valmy

#152
January 16, 2014, 10:54:10 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on January 15, 2014, 11:26:21 PM
Quote from: sbr on January 15, 2014, 09:17:05 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on January 15, 2014, 09:02:31 PM
And stop hating on your regional coverage.

How was watching the Redskins for all of those Colt-less years?

Seattle never colluded with the league to keep us from getting a team.  Seattle is a benevolent franchise.

Yeah I am sure the Seahawks would be delighted to help Oregon get a NFL franchise.  They just want what is best for the peoples.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

derspiess

#153
January 16, 2014, 10:54:45 AM
Also, I'd let her shoot my rifle.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Ed Anger

#154
January 16, 2014, 05:42:02 PM
I'm too late to do jokes.  :(
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Tonitrus

#155
January 16, 2014, 06:55:14 PM
Quote from: Valmy on January 16, 2014, 10:54:10 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on January 15, 2014, 11:26:21 PM
Quote from: sbr on January 15, 2014, 09:17:05 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on January 15, 2014, 09:02:31 PM
And stop hating on your regional coverage.

How was watching the Redskins for all of those Colt-less years?

Seattle never colluded with the league to keep us from getting a team.  Seattle is a benevolent franchise.

Yeah I am sure the Seahawks would be delighted to help Oregon get a NFL franchise.  They just want what is best for the peoples.

We got NFL, they got NBA.  That's fair for now.

Valmy

#156
January 16, 2014, 07:00:23 PM
Quote from: Tonitrus on January 16, 2014, 06:55:14 PM
We got NFL, they got NBA.  That's fair for now.

They just made the mistake of trusting an Okie.  They are all thieves.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

jimmy olsen

#157
January 16, 2014, 08:35:42 PM
Quote from: Valmy on January 16, 2014, 07:00:23 PM
Quote from: Tonitrus on January 16, 2014, 06:55:14 PM
We got NFL, they got NBA.  That's fair for now.

They just made the mistake of trusting an Okie.  They are all thieves.
That's Racist! :o
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Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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Ed Anger

#158
January 16, 2014, 09:06:30 PM
*takes a drink*
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

CountDeMoney

#159
January 16, 2014, 09:23:45 PM
Quote from: Valmy on January 16, 2014, 10:54:10 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on January 15, 2014, 11:26:21 PM
Seattle never colluded with the league to keep us from getting a team.  Seattle is a benevolent franchise.

Yeah I am sure the Seahawks would be delighted to help Oregon get a NFL franchise.  They just want what is best for the peoples.

I really don't get all the Seattle Seahate.  They're the Switzerland of the NFL.

Valmy

#160
January 16, 2014, 11:31:37 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on January 16, 2014, 09:23:45 PM
I really don't get all the Seattle Seahate.  They're the Switzerland of the NFL.

The very rare times the Redsksins get into the playoffs the Seahawks beat them.  My rage knows no limits.

Ok seriously though I would imagine alot of people will come to hate the Seahawks if they continue their current run with their whole 12th man thing.  I personally have no hate left to give to other NFL teams with the infinite amount of loathing I have for the Dallas Cowboys.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

jimmy olsen

#161
January 17, 2014, 12:48:08 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on January 16, 2014, 09:06:30 PM
*takes a drink*
Because that was a serious comment.  :rolleyes:

You drinking pronouncements would have more impact if you didn't make one for every comment I made.
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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1 Karma Chameleon point

Ed Anger

#162
January 17, 2014, 10:43:57 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on January 17, 2014, 12:48:08 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on January 16, 2014, 09:06:30 PM
*takes a drink*
Because that was a serious comment.  :rolleyes:

You drinking pronouncements would have more impact if you didn't make one for every comment I made.

*takes a drink*
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

PDH

#163
January 17, 2014, 10:45:33 AM
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-Umberto Eco

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katmai

#164
January 17, 2014, 10:49:29 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on January 17, 2014, 12:48:08 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on January 16, 2014, 09:06:30 PM
*takes a drink*
Because that was a serious comment.  :rolleyes:

You drinking pronouncements would have more impact if you didn't make one for every comment I made.

Tim being his usual Assburger self - 1 drink
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son
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