Playoffs? Don't talk about playoffs. Are you kidding me? NFL Playoff thread.

Started by katmai, January 03, 2014, 11:37:21 PM

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Valmy

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derspiess

Yeah-- now we can finally get an OC who can call the correct plays for Dalton.




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PDH

Good headline:

Jay Gruden is the next coach to be helplessly in charge of the Washington Redskins
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Grey Fox

How does this happen? Did they contact Jon & he said talk to my bro?
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derspiess

Quote from: Grey Fox on January 09, 2014, 11:46:29 AM
How does this happen? Did they contact Jon & he said talk to my bro?

Jay Gruden has been mentioned as a head coach candidate since after his first year as Bengals offensive coordinator.  Since he got hired so quickly, I do wonder if there were already conversations through third parties the past few weeks leading up to this, even though the Redskins were not allowed to officially talk to him until this week.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

DontSayBanana

Quote from: Ed Anger on January 09, 2014, 11:23:51 AM
Redskins fuck up? Take a drink. Bring the entire bottle

Today, Ed has discovered why Eagles fans are always drunk at their games.
Experience bij!

dps

Quote from: Grey Fox on January 09, 2014, 11:46:29 AM
How does this happen? Did they contact Jon & he said talk to my bro?

Frankly, given how screwed up the Redskins have been under Snyder's ownership, I figure that they think that they hire Jon.

Ed Anger

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MadBurgerMaker

Good hire. 

O'Brien is apparently hiring Romeo Crennel for the DC spot.

katmai

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Neil

Stupid Tim.  He'd be a lot more bearable if he would stop liking things that suck.
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jimmy olsen

Quote from: Neil on January 11, 2014, 11:42:30 PM
Stupid Tim.  He'd be a lot more bearable if he would stop liking things that suck.
You may not like them, but given that they won a playoff game, by definition the Pats are a thing that does not suck.
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DontSayBanana

Quote from: jimmy olsen on January 12, 2014, 02:46:40 AM
You may not like them, but given that they won a playoff game, by definition the Pats are a thing that does not suck.

Not enough info to make that assertion.  They could still suck, just less than the Colts.
Experience bij!

Neil

Quote from: jimmy olsen on January 12, 2014, 02:46:40 AM
Quote from: Neil on January 11, 2014, 11:42:30 PM
Stupid Tim.  He'd be a lot more bearable if he would stop liking things that suck.
You may not like them, but given that they won a playoff game, by definition the Pats are a thing that does not suck.
Cheatriots always suck.
I do not hate you, nor do I love you, but you are made out of atoms which I can use for something else.