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Started by merithyn, October 04, 2013, 12:03:51 PM

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Eddie Teach

#15
October 04, 2013, 06:53:56 PM
For cdm- "I am in control here in the White House"
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11B4V

#16
October 04, 2013, 07:01:15 PM
" A year ago my approval rating was in the thirties, my nomonie for the USSC had withdrawn, and my vice president had shot someone. Ahhh those were the good ole days."
"there's a long tradition of insulting people we disagree with here, and I'll be damned if I listen to your entreaties otherwise."-OVB

"Obviously not a Berkut-commanded armored column.  They're not all brewing."- CdM

"We've reached one of our phase lines after the firefight and it smells bad—meaning it's a little bit suspicious... Could be an amb—".

Legbiter

#17
October 04, 2013, 07:01:43 PM
Quote from: Sheilbh on October 04, 2013, 06:35:37 PMHe currently sits on the European Parliament's Women's Rights and Gender Equality Committee.

Posted using 100% recycled electrons.

DGuller

#18
October 04, 2013, 10:11:26 PM
It's easy to poke fun at politicians.  Problem is that it makes it look like politicians are the one responsible for the governing mess.

jimmy olsen

#19
October 04, 2013, 10:47:51 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on October 04, 2013, 06:46:24 PM
"Peace in our time"
"Thousand points of light"
"History written with fire"
"Segregation today, segregation tomorrow, segregation forever"
"Strategery"
"I took the initiative in creating the internet"
Didn't Wilson say Lightning?
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Eddie Teach

#20
October 04, 2013, 10:49:49 PM
My bad.
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Ideologue

#21
October 05, 2013, 01:55:27 AM
I like history written with fire better.  That's how we did it in 1945.  And it worked.

Boomers ruined it like everything else.
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The Brain

#22
October 05, 2013, 03:30:30 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on October 05, 2013, 01:55:27 AM
I like history written with fire better.  That's how we did it in 1945.  And it worked.

Boomers ruined it like everything else.

Yes. No first strike. :(
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Ideologue

#23
October 05, 2013, 08:28:24 AM
Quote from: The Brain on October 05, 2013, 03:30:30 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on October 05, 2013, 01:55:27 AM
I like history written with fire better.  That's how we did it in 1945.  And it worked.

Boomers ruined it like everything else.

Yes. No first strike. :(

:lol: Alright, fair enough.
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DontSayBanana

#24
October 05, 2013, 08:57:20 AM
This thread would not be complete without an archival of the late, great Ted Stevens:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f99PcP0aFNE
Experience bij!

OttoVonBismarck

#25
October 05, 2013, 10:17:28 AM
Robert Byrd having a elderly-man fit over Michael Vick's dog fighting ring is classic for me:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-V95eGgZbrU

derspiess

#26
October 05, 2013, 10:45:58 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on October 04, 2013, 10:49:49 PM
My bad.

And was "strategery" an actual Bush gaffe or a Will Farrell thing?
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

derspiess

#27
October 05, 2013, 10:48:34 AM
Quote from: OttoVonBismarck on October 05, 2013, 10:17:28 AM
Robert Byrd having a elderly-man fit over Michael Vick's dog fighting ring is classic for me:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-V95eGgZbrU

My favorite Byrd rant is one where he was actually semi-kidding around.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocWuPkNLla4
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Razgovory

#28
October 05, 2013, 11:47:20 AM
Quote from: DGuller on October 04, 2013, 10:11:26 PM
It's easy to poke fun at politicians.  Problem is that it makes it look like politicians are the one responsible for the governing mess.

Yeah, I'm glad nobody is sitting around copying every stupid thing I say.  Sucks to be you guys though. :D
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DGuller

#29
October 05, 2013, 11:49:32 AM
Quote from: derspiess on October 05, 2013, 10:45:58 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on October 04, 2013, 10:49:49 PM
My bad.

And was "strategery" an actual Bush gaffe or a Will Farrell thing?
I believe you know the answer to this rhetorical question.
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